Slap Shot (1977)
Allan F. Nicholls: Upton
[at the Chiefs Fashion Show]
Johnny Upton : I'm gonna flash' em, Joe!
McGrath : No, you're not.
Johnny Upton : I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' runway, open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at 'em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this shit again! You and your fucking fashion shows!
Reggie Dunlop : Goddamn lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!
Steve Hanson : [nodding head] Mm huh.
Reggie Dunlop : Gloves off, stick down, no warning, he challenged the Chiefs!
Steve Hanson : Called us names!
Reggie Dunlop : Called us names! But Dave was there.
Steve Hanson : Dave's a killer!
Johnny Upton : Dave's a mess.
Reggie Dunlop : But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Ned Braden : Is the answer Jesus?
Reggie Dunlop : [looks at the Hanson brothers] Ok guys. Show us what you got.
Johnny Upton : [On watching the Hanson Brothers and their unsportsmanlike play] These guys are a fucking disgrace!
[afterthe Hansons join the team]
Johnny Upton : They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'.
Johnny Upton : Jesus, what did the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag?
Johnny Upton : [Seeing Reggie in a store phone booth] He's probably calling Florida. See how the sale is going.
Morris Wanchuk : I was in Florida once on a southern tour where I met this little redhead who's an underwater specialist. And the first thing she says to me was, "Come on out by the pool." So I went out and she comes leaping out of this cabana wearing nothing but this little see-through wet suit.
Johnny Upton : [Reggie exits the phone booth] Hey Reg, I want a chair by the pool.
Morris Wanchuk : I want some snatch by the pool!
Johnny Upton : Fuckin' Chrysler plant, here I come!