Slap Shot (1977) Poster

(1977)

Allan F. Nicholls: Upton

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Quotes 

  • [at the Chiefs Fashion Show] 

    Johnny Upton : I'm gonna flash' em, Joe!

    McGrath : No, you're not.

    Johnny Upton : I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' runway, open up this faggot robe and wiggle my dick at 'em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this shit again! You and your fucking fashion shows!

  • Reggie Dunlop : Goddamn lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you he jumped us!

    Steve Hanson : [nodding head]  Mm huh.

    Reggie Dunlop : Gloves off, stick down, no warning, he challenged the Chiefs!

    Steve Hanson : Called us names!

    Reggie Dunlop : Called us names! But Dave was there.

    Steve Hanson : Dave's a killer!

    Johnny Upton : Dave's a mess.

    Reggie Dunlop : But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?

    Ned Braden : Is the answer Jesus?

    Reggie Dunlop : [looks at the Hanson brothers]  Ok guys. Show us what you got.

  • Johnny Upton : [On watching the Hanson Brothers and their unsportsmanlike play]  These guys are a fucking disgrace!

  • Johnny Upton : [Raises his glass in a toast]  Hell, here's to the Sunshine State!

    Morris Wanchuk : Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A. Yeah!

  • [afterthe Hansons join the team] 

    Johnny Upton : They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'.

  • Johnny Upton : Jesus, what did the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag?

  • Johnny Upton : [Seeing Reggie in a store phone booth]  He's probably calling Florida. See how the sale is going.

    Morris Wanchuk : I was in Florida once on a southern tour where I met this little redhead who's an underwater specialist. And the first thing she says to me was, "Come on out by the pool." So I went out and she comes leaping out of this cabana wearing nothing but this little see-through wet suit.

    Johnny Upton : [Reggie exits the phone booth]  Hey Reg, I want a chair by the pool.

    Morris Wanchuk : I want some snatch by the pool!

  • Johnny Upton : Fuckin' Chrysler plant, here I come!

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