South Park (1997– )
7.9/10
1,831
2 user

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus 

Trailer
1:49 | Trailer
Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.

Director:

Eric Stough

Writers:

Trey Parker (created by), Matt Stone (created by) | 5 more credits »
Reviews

Videos

Photos

Edit

Cast

Episode cast overview:
Trey Parker ... Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Tom the News Reader / Craig Netzel / Tommy / Man in Crowd #1 / Man in Crowd #3 / Mr. Garrison / Randy Marsh / Man on TV / God / Phillip / Radio Presenter / Rod Stewart's Agent / Rod Stewart / Dr. Mephesto / Dr. Doctor / News Reporter / Man in Crowd #1 / Skeeter / Man in Crowd #4 / Mr. Mackey (voice)
Matt Stone ... Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Jesus / Jimbo Kern / Man in Crowd #2 / Man in Crowd #4 / Priest Maxi / Terrance / Stuart McCormick / Man in Crowd #2 (voice)
Eliza Schneider ... Miss Adelton / Mother in Crowd / Sharon Marsh / Nurse / Carol McCormick / Interviewee / Woman in Crowd #1 / Woman in Crowd #2 / Woman in Crowd #3 (voice)
Isaac Hayes ... Chef (voice)
Edit

Storyline

The Millenial New Year is approaching, and everyone in waiting expectantly for Jesus (who lives in South Park) to provide a message of guidance and hope for the next thousand years. Jesus, however, feels lost and uncertain of what to do, so he turns to his father and asks him to make an appearance. God tells his son that the people are not yet ready to see him, which means Jesus is on his own. Meanwhile, Stan is upset because all his friends are having their first periods and starting puberty. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Genres:

Animation | Comedy

Certificate:

TV-MA | See all certifications »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

During the news montage, a Jakovasaur from South Park: Jakovasaurs (1999) and Chinese dodgeball players from South Park: Conjoined Fetus Lady (1998) can be seen. See more »

Quotes

Jesus: [to an old Rod Stewart in a wheel chair] Hey, Rod, great to see you. Uh, the folk are sure glad you're playing. It's giving them a lot of faith in me again. I'm sure together we can make this millennium party the best New Year's bash ever!
Rod Stewart: Poop pants.
Jesus: What?
Rod Stewart: Poop pants.
Jesus: You pooped your pants? Nurse, Mr. Stewart has apparently pooped his pants.
Nurse: Again? Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?
See more »

Connections

Spoofs Groundhog Day (1993) See more »

User Reviews

Hormones 1999
26 September 2020 | by pangis910See all my reviews

1999 -8 years old shouldn't take Hormones ! 2019 6 years old must take Hormones because .....

how times have change


0 of 1 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 2 user reviews »

Frequently Asked Questions

See more »
Edit

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

29 December 1999 (USA) See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Braniff See more »
Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

4:3
See full technical specs »

Contribute to This Page



Recently Viewed