The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) Poster

Neil Thompson: Newscaster (segment "Eyewitness News")



  • [first lines] 

    Newscaster : The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.

  • [last lines] 

    Newscaster : I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.

  • Newscaster : Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.

    [two commercials later... ] 

    Narrator : If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno"... if you were terrified by "Earthquake"... then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"

  • Newscaster : Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York. Film at eleven.

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