The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
Neil Thompson: Newscaster (segment "Eyewitness News")
Newscaster : The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.
Newscaster : I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.
Newscaster : Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.
[two commercials later... ]
Narrator : If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno"... if you were terrified by "Earthquake"... then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"
Newscaster : Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York. Film at eleven.