The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) Poster

Branscombe Richmond: Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")


  • Loo : And who are they?

    Dr. Klahn : Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

    Loo : Shanghaied?

    Dr. Klahn : Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

    Prisoner #1 : Where are we?

    Prisoner #2 : I don't care!

    Loo : And these?

    Dr. Klahn : These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

    Prisoner #3 : I don't know who I am!

    Prisoner #4 : Yeah. and I don't drink.

    Dr. Klahn : Guards!

    [moves prisoners] 

    Dr. Klahn : Do you care?

    Prisoner #5 : No.

    Dr. Klahn : Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

    Guard : What do you drink?

    Prisoner #5 : I don't care.

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