The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) Poster

Evan C. Kim: Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen")



  • Loo : And who are they?

    Dr. Klahn : Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

    Loo : Shanghaied?

    Dr. Klahn : Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

    Prisoner #1 : Where are we?

    Prisoner #2 : I don't care!

    Loo : And these?

    Dr. Klahn : These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

    Prisoner #3 : I don't know who I am!

    Prisoner #4 : Yeah. and I don't drink.

    Dr. Klahn : Guards!

    [moves prisoners] 

    Dr. Klahn : Do you care?

    Prisoner #5 : No.

    Dr. Klahn : Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

    Guard : What do you drink?

    Prisoner #5 : I don't care.

  • [repeated line] 

    Loo : What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.

  • Loo : You can always look for happiness, but there is really no need to look past your own front door. There are plenty of things that you can do right here in your own community. You can visit a dairy and see how milk is handled and prepared for delivery. Or plan a series of window displays on home safety. Or help start a library. Or discuss with your dentist what you can do to make your teeth more attractive.

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