The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
Bong Soo Han: Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Loo : And who are they?
Dr. Klahn : Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo : Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn : Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1 : Where are we?
Prisoner #2 : I don't care!
Loo : And these?
Dr. Klahn : These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3 : I don't know who I am!
Prisoner #4 : Yeah. and I don't drink.
Dr. Klahn : Guards!
Dr. Klahn : Do you care?
Prisoner #5 : No.
Dr. Klahn : Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard : What do you drink?
Prisoner #5 : I don't care.
[Master Klahn decapitates a prisoner]
Klahn : Now take him to be tortured!
Klahn : [telephone rings, answering machine picks up] Herro. This is Dr. Klahn. I'm not home right now. Leave a message when you hear the beyep. You have our gratitude.
Klahn : We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
Dr. Klahn : No! Not water! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ohhh! I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world! It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!