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Confessions of a Summer Camp Councillor (1977)

Confessions from a Holiday Camp (original title)
In a typical British holiday camp during summer the employees are bored to hell. In order to enjoy the summer and have some holiday while working they celebrate erotic parties. This is ... See full summary »

Director:

Norman Cohen

Writers:

Christopher Wood (screenplay), Christopher Wood (novel) (as Timothy Lea)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Robin Askwith ... Timmy Lea
Anthony Booth ... Sidney Noggett
Bill Maynard ... Mr. Lea
Doris Hare Doris Hare ... Mrs. Lea
Sheila White ... Rosie Noggett
Linda Hayden ... Brigitte
Lance Percival Lance Percival ... Lionel
John Junkin ... Whitemonk
Liz Fraser ... Mrs. Whitemonk
Colin Crompton Colin Crompton ... Roughage
Nicholas Bond-Owen Nicholas Bond-Owen ... Kevin (as Nicholas Owen)
Mike Savage Mike Savage ... Kevin's Dad
Janet Edis Janet Edis ... Kevin's Mum
Nicola Blackman Nicola Blackman ... Blackbird
Caroline Ellis ... Glad
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Storyline

In a typical British holiday camp during summer the employees are bored to hell. In order to enjoy the summer and have some holiday while working they celebrate erotic parties. This is great pleasure for them until the arrival of a new manager who tries to change the bad habits and turns their lives into hell. Written by Volker Boehm

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Holiday Campers Exposed! The Funniest Take Off Of the Season! [UK Theatrical]

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

1 August 1977 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Confessions of a Summer Camp Councillor See more »

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Columbia Pictures See more »
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Mono

Color:

Color (Eastmancolor)
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Trivia

Linda Hayden, originally Timmy's fiancée in Confessions of a Window Cleaner (1974) returns here, this time playing a completely different character, French co-worker, Brigitte. See more »

Connections

Referenced in The Cinema Snob: 42nd Street Forever, Volume 1 (2013) See more »

Soundtracks

Give Me England
Music and Lyrics by Ed Welch and Bob Barratt
Sung by The Wurzels
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Phwoaaar!
17 January 2011 | by BA_HarrisonSee all my reviews

Confessions From a Holiday Camp, the fourth and final film to star Robin Askwith as working class lothario Timmy Lea, fails spectacularly as a comedy, the unsophisticated script resorting to embarrassing racist remarks, crass homophobic jokes, and childish slapstick in a desperate attempt to illicit giggles from its audience.

'So, if it's not all that funny, then why have you rated it so highly?' I hear you ask. The answer: the endless quality British crumpet, of course. The plot, which sees Timmy organising a beauty contest at Camp Funfrall, allows for plenty of bare breasts, some shapely female derrieres, and more bush than Hampton Court Maze. Not only does the lovely Linda Hayden, star of the first Confessions film, return to play foxy French holiday host Brigitte, but we also get sexy brunette Caroline Ellis as yummy Brummie Gladys, Kim Hardy as the camp's tasty announcer, Nicola Blackman as Blackbird, the camp's curvacous Caribbean queen (and, sadly, the brunt of the racist jokes), and busty Janet Edis as a horny MILF.

Unfortunately, there's also rather a lot of Robin Askwith's hairy ass on display, but you can't win 'em all I suppose.


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