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Come Play with Me (1977)

A health-resort where both the clients and the employees easily take their clothes off and have a little fun is the setting of this sex-comedy.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Irene Handl ... Lady Bovington
Alfie Bass ... Kelly
George Harrison Marks George Harrison Marks ... Cornelius Clapworthy / Clapworthy
Ronald Fraser ... Slasher
Ken Parry Ken Parry ... Podsnap
Toni Harrison Marks Toni Harrison Marks ... Miss Dingle
Tommy Godfrey Tommy Godfrey ... Blitt
Bob Todd ... Vicar
Rita Webb Rita Webb ... Madam Rita
Cardew Robinson Cardew Robinson ... McIvor
Sue Longhurst Sue Longhurst ... Christina
Henry McGee Henry McGee ... Deputy Prime Minister
Norman Vaughan ... Stage Performer
Michael Logan Michael Logan ... Minister
Talfryn Thomas ... Nosegay
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Storyline

A health-resort where both the clients and the employees easily take their clothes off and have a litte fun is the setting of this hugely popular sex-comedy. Written by Kristian Krokfoss <krokus@online.no>

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Entertainingly funny and blushingly saucy. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Musical

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Details

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 April 1977 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

David Sullivan's Come Play with Me See more »

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Budget:

£85,000 (estimated)
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Production Co:

Roldvale See more »
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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Trivia

The role of Slasher was first offered to Harry H. Corbett. See more »

Goofs

The end credits mix-up Anna Bergman and Pat Astley, transposing the character names by which they were referred to in the dialogue. Also Astley is shown as "Pat Ashley" See more »

Alternate Versions

Hardcore versions of four of the film's sex scenes were shot for the overseas market. It is believed that the hardcore version was never exhibited commercially and may now be lost. See more »

Connections

Featured in Sex and Fame: The Mary Millington Story (1996) See more »

Soundtracks

It's Great To Be Here
By Peter Jeffries
Sung by Alfie Bass (uncredited) and George Harrison Marks (uncredited)
Original Score Sung by The Group 'Coming Shortly'
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An invitation best avoided
25 March 2017 | by tommyrosscomixSee all my reviews

A diminutive, baby-faced pornographer by the name of David Sullivan had become one of Britain's youngest millionaires by the mid-seventies as the publisher of a handful of top-shelf magazines which were as strong as the censorious values of the day would allow (one of which was called Whitehouse, simply to annoy the self-appointed media watchdog Mary Whitehouse, which should give you some idea of where Sullivan was shooting from) and the owner of a nationwide chain of sex shops. One of his star discoveries was Mary Millington, a bisexual blonde butcher's wife from Dorking whose enthusiastic performances in underground hardcore porn loops made her the closest thing Britain had to its very own Linda Lovelace, who had become an unlikely global star after the success of the notorious Deep Throat. Understandably, Sullivan was casting around for fresh arenas to conquer, and cinema seemed the next logical step - after all, even though they were uniformly dire, the Confessions... and Adventures... series of modest low-budget sex comedies had all turned a healthy profit. With the right vehicle for his protégé, Sullivan could make a fortune.

Enter George Harrison Marks, a nude photographer and purveyor of 8mm pornographic reels with a beatnik beard, a lively imagination and a taste for booze that would eventually cost him his life. Marks was no stranger to the cinema, either, having scored an unlikely hit with 1970's Nine Ages of Nakedness, and had written Come Play With Me as a prospective sequel - but his fondness for the bottle, an obscenity trial and bankruptcy meant it had to be abandoned. Meantime, Marks found steady work providing photo sets for Sullivan's magazines, and he took the opportunity to pitch his screenplay to his new employer. Never one to let the grass grow under his feet, Sullivan rushed the film into production and cooked up a series of extravagantly dishonest advertising campaigns which hoodwinked the public into thinking Come Play With Me would make Deep Throat look like kids' stuff.

As it turned out, however, Come Play With Me was a simple musical comedy with its roots in music hall, end-of-the-pier farce, seedy strip club revue and naughty seaside postcards, an over-extended Benny Hill sketch bereft of Hill's trademark inventive wordplay, visual flourishes and any last remnant of comic timing. With a few judicious trims here and there, there's no reason why it shouldn't be shown on BBC1 on a Sunday afternoon - unless, of course, being absolutely terrible counts as a reason. Don't allow the number of familiar faces and old favourites in the cast to lead you to think you'll be able to salvage anything worthwhile from this paltry shambles - as director and co- star, Marks repeatedly failed to get the best out of his motley crew of old troupers (witness former Dad's Army and Survivors star Talfryn Thomas visibly laughing in the middle of a take, for example) and Irene Handl was left to idly improvise most of her lines. Dear old Alfie Bass later told horror stories about Marks being drunk most of the time, and fans of Mary Millington were left disappointed by her skimpy amount of screen time, most of which finds her indulging in a hammy approximation of intercourse with a middle-aged client and a brief lesbian tryst with Penny Chisholm. (Millington's army of admirers would be much better served by Sullivan's next film, 1978's the Playbirds.) Still, Come Play With Me - surely one of the most unsavoury contributions to Royal Jubilee year - was an enormous hit, running constantly in one West End cinema for a whopping four years and spawning a stage revue which featured Bob Grant from TV's On the Buses as well as several unofficial sequels. Seen today, one wonders what all the fuss was about, of course, but then we'll probably be saying the same thing about Mrs Brown's Boys forty years from now.


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