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A notorious secret society known as Spermula plans to return from the future and conquer Earth by neutering the male population.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Dayle Haddon ... Spermula
Udo Kier ... Werner
François Dunoyer François Dunoyer ... Tristan
Jocelyne Boisseau Jocelyne Boisseau ... Cascade
Ginette Leclerc ... Gromana
Isabelle Mercanton Isabelle Mercanton ... Blanche
Georges Géret ... Grop
Radiah Frye Radiah Frye ... Ruth
Angela McDonald Angela McDonald ... Gilda
Suzannah Djian Suzannah Djian ... Diamant
Myriam Mézières Myriam Mézières ... Bonne
Karin Petersen Karin Petersen ... Sala
Valérie Bonnier Valérie Bonnier ... Liberte
Sylvie Matton Sylvie Matton ... Sylvie (as Sylvie Meyer)
Diana Chase Diana Chase ... Diana
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This refers to the original French film, "L'Amour est un fleuve en Russie" [Love is a River in Russia]- a superior film to the English dubbed "Spermula" which is more widely known. English subtitles are available that make this film more accessible. Plot: In the 1930's, a notorious secret society known as Spermula - centered around the "rapture of being" achieved through a total liberation of the senses - disappeared from "civilized society." They were rumored to have developed supernatural powers. Over time they have honed their powers, and put in motion a plan to return from the future and conquer the world that once exiled them. An elite force of commandos - in the guise of several beautiful females - are charged with the task of neutering the male population. This is to be achieved by extracting the male reproductive fluids (orally) - allowing the decadent human race to eventually die off from natural attrition. Ingrid (Dayle Haddon), leading the Spermulan assault, sets about ... Written by ocoee96

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Country:

France

Language:

French

Release Date:

7 July 1976 (France) See more »

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5 Continents,Film and Co. See more »
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Color (Eastmancolor)
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In 1976 a German magazine featured an article, ranting in indignation about Irina Ionesco letting her then 11 year old daughter, Eva Ionesco, appear in this 'adult' film, and appearing naked at that (though evidently not in any sex scenes). This article included still shots of Eva from the set, both dressed and fully nude, as well as alongside other women who do appear in the film, so clearly she was attached to the project at one point or another. However, there are currently 3 different versions of this film floating around now-days, none of which has *any* scenes with Eva Ionesco, nor does any of them include her name in the credits. So it is highly plausible that all of her scenes were never intended to actually be included in the final version of the film, but whether the whole thing was just a publicity stunt orchestrated by her mother (one of quite a few in the mid 70's), or what other reasons there may have been is anyone's guess. See more »

Quotes

Sala: [feeling Werner's crotch] I don't feel anything, Werner. Am I getting warmer? I mean this is the general area, isn't it? Most men I know tuck it down here where it won't interfere with their breathing.
Werner: You're not giving it time to respond. Try using tweezers.
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Great erotic fun
9 August 2001 | by tilapiaSee all my reviews

Spermula is a great, intensionally funny sex/sci fi flick, and it got Udo Kier (the world's most handsome man!) in one of the major roles. What more could you possible need? The story is based around "spermulites", the alien inhabitants of a dying planet. The only way they can save their planet is by sucking the men of planet earth dry of sperm, kind of like horny vampires. Of course they take the shape of sexy girls, but Udo's character is mistakenly transformed into a man with a 1 centimeter long penis. It's a very dumb movie, but it got heart and wit. Unfortunely it's a bit overlong. And Udo's voice has been dubbed, ruining the day for all us "Udolites" who love to hear his sexy mid european accent.

But it's still a good and fun flick, too well made to be labelled camp. They don't make erotic movies like this any more. Recommended.

You might have some trouble trying to find a copy of this lost Udo gem, but it's well worth the effort.


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