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Queen Kong (1976)

A female film crew journeys to Africa where a giant ape, Queen Kong, falls in love with the crew's male star.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Ray Fay
... Luce Habit
... Queen of the Nabongas
... Woolf
John Clive ... Comedian
... Ima Goodbody
Brian Godfrey ... Second Actor
Anthony Morton ... Antique Dealer
Fiona Curzon ... Police Secretary
Stanley Platts ... Chief Constable
... The Singing Nun
Barbara Allen ... Crew Girl
Suzy Arthur ... Crew Girl (as Suzie Arthur)
Lela Babbick ... Crew Girl
Melita Clarke ... Crew Girl
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A female film crew journeys to Africa where a giant ape, Queen Kong, falls in love with the crew's male star.

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Queen Gorilla  »

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According to his memoirs, Robin Askwith and Rula Lenska were aghast at how bad the finished film and both were pleased it was never given a release. See more »

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High priestess: Unga bunga banga wanga. Him we like for making Konga.
[points at Ray]
Luce Habit: Sanga banga wanga danga! Him? No! But I pay you much to see Konga.
High priestess: Siga miga figa! Biga! Yaka buga huga!
Ray Fay: What's she saying?
Luce Habit: She said: "No!". Suga muga buga friga baruga.
High priestess: Yaka buga. Que sera sera...
Ray Fay: What's that?
Luce Habit: She says she wants you because you look like Doris Day.
Ray Fay: Who's he?
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Yikes
16 March 2013 | by See all my reviews

"Queen Kong" has been hard to find on DVD or even video until very recently. Sadly it really isn't worth the effort, but there are many laughs to be had at how bad it is.

The film parodies the exact same plot as the famous classic, the twist here being that all the genders have been reversed. I don't think that would ever have worked as a movie, but as the budget here is so excruciatingly low, it is doomed no matter how funny the jokes are...and they are NOT. The general tone is something along the lines of a1970's Benny Hill special, most obvious in a scene when the lady jungle explorers walk past a giant Muppet-style animated plant tendril which proceeds to grope them in the boobs and bums as they jiggle past, squealing in light hearted protest. Yes folks, it really is that low. Well maybe that's harsh, in fact "light-hearted" is quite an apt description, as nearly all of the cast behave as though they are convinced that nobody is ever going to see this movie and they all just enjoy themselves without trying to actually do any acting at all.

I'll take Rula Lenska out of that observation though, as she does actually apply herself to the thankless role of "Luce Habit" the movie director and big game hunter, even though the lines she has to say are all toe-curlingly awful. It seems to me like the whole movie script was worked out on one evening in a bar and written on a napkin. In contrast to Rula Lenska, Robin Askwith behaves like he's got no brain at all.

The giant ape herself doesn't look too bad (yes - I was surprised too!), but no real effort is made to make her look 64 feet tall...she's constantly filmed next to very ordinary bushes and shrubs that never look remotely like full sized trees. Amazingly, there are some very large and not too shabby miniature sets made up to look like Tower Bridge and other parts of London, but sadly the budget must have been used up on making Tower Bridge, as when Queen Kong climbs Big Ben, they blend her image with just a photograph of the tower, and we only ever see the pointed roof in close up! What really screws "Queen Kong" into the ground is the really, REALLY, bad jokes in the script, which honestly would have been turned down by even the lamest TV sitcom. Very funny jokes would have made the threadbare production values bearable, but as it stands there's nothing good coming at you from any angle. Only the rarity of the movie makes this DVD worth tracking down.


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