Halfon Hill Doesn't Answer (1976)
Colonel Bondi: Mr. Hasson, what do you do if the Egyptians come toward the outpost?
Mr. Hasson: What we did in '56.
[Victor Hasson refers to the Sinai Operation]
Colonel Bondi: What... what did you do in '56?
Mr. Hasson: What kind of question is that? What we did in '48. Nothing is better than that. Definitely.
[Victor Hasson refers to the Independence War]
Colonel Bondi: And what did you do in '48?
Mr. Hasson: [laughs] Thirty years ago... who can remember that?
Mr. Hasson: Are you Yusipun?
Yusipun: Me, me.
Mr. Hasson: I was sent to join you at the kitchen.
Yusipun: As what?
Mr. Hasson: In charge of shakshuka, what "as what"?
[shakshuka = egg & tomato oriental dish]
Yusipun: In the meantime take command over the tomato as CSO.
Mr. Hasson: What's CSO?
Yusipun: Chief Salad Officer.
Mr. Hasson: I was CSO while you were IYMB, pal.
Yusipun: What's IYMB?
Mr. Hasson: In Your Mom's Belly. Now I am CKOWGOTYACOTT.
Yusipun: What's that?
Mr. Hasson: What's that? Chief Kitchen Officer Who Gives Orders To Yossifon And Comes Only To Taste, how's that?
Mr. Hasson: An hour! An hour that I'm looking for the sea! Couldn't they put a sign - "sea"?
Sergio Konstanza: [upon discovering Yaeli in his suitcase] Excuse me for asking you this, I don't remember packing you.
St. Sgt. Moked: Mr. Hasson, I've come to talk to you about the daughter of your hand.
Mr. Hasson: The hand is All right. To talk to you about the other parts, I'd have to change into a suit.
Mr. Hasson: [entering Shifra's room] Shifra, do you remember when we wrote to the "Default Couple" dating service?
Shifra Hasson: No.
Mr. Hasson: Never mind. They sent a soldier groom. He's sitting in the living room waiting for you as we speak.
Shifra Hasson: But there's no one in the living room, dad.
Mr. Hasson: It doesn't matter, just get dressed, put something nice on, don't let him see your face, and when you come in, you're as silent as a mute fish.
St. Sgt. Moked: [correcting Victor who thinks he wants to marry his older daughter, Shifra] It's just that I was thinking more in Yaeli's direction.
Mr. Hasson: [feigns laughing, then shoving Jinji rudely out of the house] Why don't you think more in the door's direction before I slap you in the cheek's direction?
Sergio Konstanza: Every cork has a bottle, and every mop has a bucket.
Mr. Hasson: This guy, son of his mother, sold me two acres in front of the Herzlia beach.
Shifra Hasson: What's wrong with two acres in front of the Herzlia beach, daddy?
Mr. Hasson: Bad! Bad! He sold them to me on the sea side! I sailed for a day in a glass bottom boat to see the place. He swindled me good.
Shifra Hasson: You can build a young fish's housing project
Sergio Konstanza: [trying to enter the dining room]
Mr. Hasson: Would you please leave the premises?
Sergio Konstanza: What are you talking about?
Mr. Hasson: With no jacket, no tie, and no debt - I will ask you to leave!
Sergio Konstanza: What are you talking about? I'm in the army, no?
Mr. Hasson: [referring to his first name] You are in the regional council of Victoria.
Sergio Konstanza: I don't want to leave! What do you mean? I'm in the army! I want to eat!
Mr. Hasson: Sergio!
Sergio Konstanza: Victor!
Mr. Hasson: Yossifon!
Sergio Konstanza: Yossifon? Oh! Go to hell!...
St. Sgt. Moked: [to Yaeli, after Victor Hasson was arrested for breaking into the compound with bulldozer] Your father has diploma in insanity!
[Bondi hands Sergio a grenade]
Colonel Bondi: Throw a grenade. Throw a grenade, you degenerate!
Sergio Konstanza: On whom?
Colonel Bondi: On the Egyptians!
Sergio Konstanza: [prepares to throw the grenade] Ah... vive Israel, bravo for IDF!
[Sergio throws the grenade away without pulling the safety-catch first, drops on the ground singing "may our hands be strong", while no explosion occurs. Everyone burst out laughing]
Mr. Hasson: [chuckles] Get up, get up, you fool, watch how to throw grenade...
[Victor Hasson takes a grenade]
Mr. Hasson: Watch carefully, first you pull the safety-catch entirely... with force, you use force, pull out the safety-catch...
[Victor Hasson pulls the safety-catch. The grenade is triggered with loud click]
Mr. Hasson: Now you take... how much to count?
Colonel Bondi: [in panic] Three seconds, quickly!
[Everyone is running away in panic, taking cover]
Mr. Hasson: In '48 we counted more... where did everybody disappear?
[Victor throws the grenade away. The grenade explodes in safe distance. Everyone is covered with sand]
Colonel Bondi: [to Jinji, while Jinji helps him brush the sand off himself] The mess must be stopped!
St. Sgt. Moked: [assembles the soldiers after Captain Shamgar is taken to sanitarium] Attention! Attention, Shulka!
Colonel Bondi: I do not wish to talk any further about what happened to your commander...
Yusipun: Then don't.
[Yusipun and the other soldiers chuckle]