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6/10
"You're sleeping with another one, that I don't care about"
superguapo200024 July 2010
It's always amusing to watch Jess Franco convert the elements of any film genre into a confused, sleazy spectacle, and Downtown: Die Nackten Puppen der Underwelt is no exception. As if the genre of film noir wasn't already replete with clichéd scenarios, here comes Jess Franco's interpretation, a furiously banal, incredibly sloppy, crotch-shot-filled piece of cinematic madness that's overall worth watching.

Downtown tells the story of a private detective and two con-women strippers, one of whom sings hilarious showtunes in English, even though it's clear she doesn't understand a word of what she's saying. It stars Franco, no less, in the main role, and features much of the cast of other Franco/Dietrich collaborations, including the scrumptious Martine Stedil and of course, Lina Romay. The latter two partake in ample nude squirming, in an admirable attempt to portray sexual activity.

The story of Downtown doesn't so much unfold before your eyes as it is babbled at you in rapid-fire, bullet-speed dubbed German narration and dialog spoken by a bunch of naked non-German-speaking actors. There's much talk about what's taking place and why, but not much action to depict it on screen, with most of the non-narrated footage devoted to the aforementioned nude squirming and occasional night club music acts. However, to Franco's credit, Downtown's storyline, though confusing and at times insane, is more developed than in most of his other flicks.

I recommend Downtown over other Franco/Dietrich features like Sexy Sisters or Rolls-Royce Baby, but definitely not over Barbed Wire Dolls.
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5/10
Downtown? Downbeat
John_Mclaren31 May 2006
I am a self-confessed Franco fan, but this little number from his mid period (in my view his most creative) does not rank up there with his best.

He wheels out the "Barbed Wire Dolls"/"Women in Prison" team for a less edgy exercise than these WIP outings. Yes, Lina Romay, Monika Swinn and Martine Stedile are all there- and yes they get naked (a lot). However it is all curiously unerotic and the plot and love scenes are all painted by numbers. There is none of the sharp edges of his WIP flicks-and frankly it is less fun for that. Just a lot of hotel bedrooms, interior and close-up gynae shots.

Franco himself stars as Al Perreira (a private detective) in this one. He doesn't get naked. At least we are all thankful for that .....
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4/10
Lots of Lina but not a lot else ...
parry_na21 June 2018
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I'd suggest this is for Jess Franco completists only. Or perhaps I am simply not a fan of his 'comedy' films. This is a romp, really, a good excuse to show off Lina Romay in a state of undress with some wildly intimate, almost gynaecological shots that are in no way erotic, just invasive.

Director Jess Franco also stars in Al Pereira, a down-on-his-luck detective. He plays this rare starring role well; the character is often inebriated, and he certainly looks that way. He also indulges in some of the many sex romps that occur, often with real-life partner Romay, playing Cynthia, and also with Lola (Martine Stedil). These women are strippers and con artists, and their slender story is told us in rapid-fire fashion thanks to Christine Lembach's chatty script.

On the subject of Romay and Stedil: should I justify the fact that, despite the unflattering directorial obsessions with their genitalia, I think they look stunning throughout? This is one of the most exploitative of exploitation Franco I have seen, and as such, it is impossible not to comment on the players. Of other regulars, it is good to see Monica Swinn and Paul Muller albeit in subsidiary roles.

The relentless musical jazzy dirge accompanies most scenes. Like in most films from this director, it seems wholly inappropriate for the 'action', but unusually, Walter Baumgartner's contribution is entirely unmemorable. Sadly, this is the weakest of all Franco/Erwin C. Dietrich's collaborations. Al Pireira would return to Jess's stable at the very end of his career (and life), played by long term collaborator Antonio Mayans.
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4/10
Shame on him if they fool him twice
Horst_In_Translation12 July 2016
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"Downtown - Die nackten Puppen der Unterwelt" or "Schwarze Nylons, wilde Engel" or just "Downtown" is a Swiss, German-language film from 1975, so this one had its 40th anniversary last year. The man behind this film is Jésús Franco, who also plays the main character in here and the way he wrote this character shows how little he takes himself seriously. It is a private eye who constantly runs into a dark-haired woman and her lesbian lover and they use him on several occasions to do what they want and get what the want. At least he gets some sexual favors in return for his stupidity. Franco is actually fairly famous and he made films in all kinds of countries. Here we have him in the German-speaking regions. This is not a good film by any means. At best, you can enjoy this as a guilty pleasure (or for sexual pleasure), but it's really all about the very graphic and very close shots of female genitalia that keeps this from being anything other than porn. Oh well, at least the women are beautiful and that includes Franco's partner and muse Lina Romay in her early 20s. As a whole, I just cannot recommend the watch. The story is way too weak for that and I give it a thumbs-down and I am glad it is a pretty short film, barely makes it past the 80-minute mark. watch something else instead.
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5/10
Franco is no Bogie!
gridoon202427 March 2012
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With "Downtown", Jess Franco tries to be Humphrey Bogart - and needless to say, he fails! Although Franco frequently made appearances in front of the camera in his films, this is a rare case of him holding the main role, thus giving himself the opportunity to roll around with 3 different naked women (2 at the same time, actually). At least he admits at one point, with remarkable humbleness, that he is no Robert Redford or Alain Delon! He plays a down-and-out private detective operating in Puerto Rico who becomes the patsy of beautiful, full-figured Lina Romay and knockout blonde Martine Stedil. He also does a lot of hard-boiled voice-over narration, which (I hope) is not intended to be taken too seriously ("She was like an icicle that I couldn't stop licking!"). At least this film does attempt to have a plot, which is more than can be said for other Franco efforts. However, I continue to find his "gynecologist's approach" to the women's bodies rather off-putting. There are a lot of other parameters to screen eroticism besides explicit nudity and extreme close-ups, but Franco does not seem to be very familiar with them. ** out of 4.
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4/10
Downtown
BandSAboutMovies13 February 2022
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Can Al Pereira (Jess Franco) ever catch a break? Stuck in Puerto Rico, down on his luck and broke, he finally gets a job seeing if Carlos Ramos (Eric Fauk) is cheating on his wife Cynthia (Lina Romay), who soon falls into bed with our detective hero and pins the murder of her husvand on him, as he was the last person to see Carlos alive.

Yet when he explains this to the police, they offer to bring him to meet with the dead man's wife to confirm the story. That's when the truth comes out. She wasn't his wife. Olga (Monica Swinn) is, yet she still clears his name.

And soon, Cynthia is back in his life all over again.

Is this Jess Franco's Chinatown? No, no. It's just an excuse to use the the pulp detective framework to get down and dirty, featuring numerous dance moments and Lina drinking a Coke in a way that will instantly induce puberty or work better than any little blue pill.

Also, Adrian on Letterboxd shared the lyrics to the song that Lina sings, "Keep It Cool," and man, it's really something else, sung phoentically in something approaching English. I'll summarize a few lines:

"Keep cool, if I come to you, Keep cool, if I'm kissing you, Keep cool, if I'm sucking you, Keep cool, my love, my sweet, keep cool..."
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7/10
That sleazy Franco Feeling...
sjogro13 April 2003
Got to see this as a surprise show within a film festival, we were supposed to get the latest Franco film, but the film didn't arrive in time so this one was pulled from an archive instead. This film with Jesús Franco himself in the main role as a sleazy hitman is a slow but sensual experience. The music in the film feels like a summer's breeze: the kind of jazzy soundtrack Jess Franco is famous for. Then there are the beautiful women: Lina Romay and Martine Stedil are a bisexual killer couple. It's a typical b-movie and every one of these characters are right at home in this world of sleaze.
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10/10
I love this movie...
apmolekyl14 October 2005
Everything about this noir-ish tale about a smalltime private dick (a tour-de-force performance by Franco himself) is wonderfully endearing. Hypnotic minutelong macro-close-ups of undulating vaginas, cheesy Lina Romay-cabaré-routines and a cool performance only Paul Müller is capable of (I love that guy). This movie has it all.

Franco's private eye is hired by Lina Romay's character to snare her husband with compromising photos of him canoodling with his mistress (The utterly gorgeous Martine Stedil). Needless to say, things go beump (no I didn't spell it wrong, I merely emulated inspector Closeau) in the night and Franco has to do some real detective work.

I love the way Franco played the lead in this one. He glides around town like a little micro mini-pimp womanizing and looking sleepy (and sleazy, mind you) as always. I also like the way he bumps into the camera shaking the frame when jumping over a hedge.

And finally, we get to see the most blatant case of the director Franco taking care of the actor Franco, when throwing himself head first into a threesome with Lina Romay and Martine Stedil, eagerly masturbating them both, for real, on camera. That's dedication to your art if I ever saw it.

And that's the reason I'm a Francophile-He always has something unique up his sleeve you least expected to see. And, let's face it, a fat man bobbing up and down between two vaginas, was truly unexpected. He shoots. He scores. Like always.

Apemolecule
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6/10
They think they can fool him, and they're right
unbrokenmetal23 February 2008
Private eye Pereira agrees to assist a lady in distress. She knows her husband has a new lover, but needs photos to prove it and get divorced. The photos are however discovered later on a corpse, and Pereira is unexpectedly involved in a case of blackmail and murder - as the main suspect.

Director Jess Franco plays Pereira himself in "Downtown" and with wonderful irony due to the off-monologue where he describes himself as a smart guy who cannot be fooled - whereas in the movie, it happens to him constantly. The voice in the German soundtrack (this is a Swiss production) belongs to a voice actor who also dubbed Ernie in Sesamy Street. Great fun early 70s sleaze with gratuitous nudity, but a remarkably good script compared to many other works from Franco's hand.
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8/10
Bwah hah ha talk about stuck on stupid with a faulty reset button
phuckracistgop13 February 2024
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For once I was glad that the sappy old fart was caught with his pants down and the girls got away in the end. Usually in these flicks the writer put in some outlandish twist where the numbskull saves the day or in this case his keester from going to the slammer.

Not only was he down on his luck, but he also fell for the oldest trick in the book. He allowed the little head to do the thinking and the two female lovers pulled a fast one on the old fool who should have stuck with the Red Head who was his age.

Coodles to the director and the writer for doing something other than the SOS different day that has become the normal fare in motion pictures.
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