The Deadly Tower

Lieutenant Elwood Forbes: Sorry to bother you, but I understand you told one of my men earlier about a guy in here buying guns and ammo. Could you tell me what he looked like?

Gun Shop Owner: Like I told the officer on the phone, I don't pay attention to how my customers look.

Lieutenant Elwood Forbes: Can't you try to remember?

Gun Shop Owner: Well, he was a big kid. Short hair, nice looking.

Lieutenant Elwood Forbes: Did you know him? Have you ever seen him in here before?

Gun Shop Owner: Like I told the officer who called, I don't pay attention to how my customers look.

Lieutenant Elwood Forbes: Well, don't you find it funny? A man walks in here and buys a high-powered rifle, a shotgun, and enough ammunition to start World War III?

Gun Shop Owner: Look Lieutenant, I don't choose the customers! If a man walks in here and wants a weapon, we sell him one. If he wants two, we sell him two. There ain't no law against that.

Lieutenant Elwood Forbes: Yes, but did you by any chance get him to sign the registration form for the purchase of the weapons?

Gun Shop Owner: Of course. That's the law.