Kirby Furlong: Young Patrick
Young Patrick : Can I slide down the banister?
Mame : Well, why not.
Young Patrick : My father would never let me.
Mame : That's too bad. You must come from a dreadful family.
Young Patrick : I only have one relative in the whole world.
Mame : Oh, really, dear? And who is that?
Young Patrick : You.
Agnes : That's right.
Mame : Who are you?
Agnes : Agnes Gooch.
Mame : That's impossible. You aren't coming until tomorrow. Your telegram clearly said December 1, and this is November 31. And everyone knows that thirty days hath September, April, June, and Nov - . Oh my GOD. I'm your Auntie Mame.