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Porn-shop owner Pete, orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko, but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newlyweds David (the bank's assistant manager) and Penny Hunter are shocked when first... See more »

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Brian Runnicles
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Bertha Hunter
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Mr. Bromley
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David Hunter
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Penny Hunter
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Mr. Needham
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Daphne Martin
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Inspector Paul
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Park Keeper
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Susan
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Barbara
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Reverend Mower
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Car Driver
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Glass Shop Manager
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Traffic Warden
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American Man
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American Lady
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Rag & Bone Man
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Pete
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Niko
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Policeman
Eric Longworth ...
Man with Lighter
Edward Sinclair ...
Postman
Fred Griffiths ...
Delivery Man
Lucy Griffiths ...
Spinster Lady
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White Line Workman
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Baker's Delivery Man
Bart Allison ...
Council Workman
Joe Reah ...
Drum Major
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Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)
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Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Walter Henry ...
Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pam Rose ...
Bank Teller (uncredited)
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Man With Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Directed by

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Cliff Owen

Written by

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John Gale ... (adapted from his stage production)
 
Anthony Marriott ... (play: written by) &
Alistair Foot ... (play: written by)
 
Anthony Marriott ... (screenplay) &
Johnnie Mortimer ... (screenplay) &
Brian Cooke ... (screenplay)

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John Gale ... co-producer
John R. Sloan ... producer
John Woolf ... executive producer

Music by

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Eric Rogers

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Ken Hodges ... director of photography

Film Editing by

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Ralph Kemplen

Editorial Department

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Michael R. Sloan ... assistant editor

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Jenia Reissar ... (casting)

Production Design by

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Ray Simm

Costume Design by

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Julia Squire

Makeup Department

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Gordon Bond ... hairdressing
Wally Schneiderman ... makeup artist

Production Management

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Denis Johnson ... production supervisor

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

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Ariel Levy ... assistant director

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Ken Bridgeman ... set dresser
Frank Graves ... scenic artist (uncredited)
George Hill ... construction manager (uncredited)
Graham Parker ... draughtsman (uncredited)
Harry Parr ... production buyer (uncredited)

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Ken Barker ... sound recordist
Marcel Durham ... sound editor
John W. Mitchell ... sound recordist (as John Mitchell)
Ron Butcher ... sound maintenance (uncredited)
Graham V. Hartstone ... re-recording mixer (uncredited)
Keith Pamplin ... boom operator (uncredited)
Trevor Rutherford ... sound camera (uncredited)

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Herbert Smith ... camera operator

Costume and Wardrobe Department

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Colin Wilson ... wardrobe supervisor

Location Management

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L.C. Rudkin ... location manager (as Leonard Rudkin)

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Eric Rogers ... conductor

Script and Continuity Department

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Gladys Goldsmith ... continuity
John Rosenberg ... script editor

Additional Crew

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Van Jones ... production secretary
Patricia Burgess ... Mr Sloan's secretary (uncredited)
Graham Chapman ... script doctor (uncredited)
Barry Cryer ... script doctor (uncredited)
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Plot Summary

Porn-shop owner Pete, orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko, but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newlyweds David (the bank's assistant manager) and Penny Hunter are shocked when first photos, then films, and finally two girls are sent to them in the Bank's flat. They and their friend, head cashier Brian Runnicles (who starts to have a nervous breakdown), must deal with getting rid of the porn without letting their boss Mr. Bromley--the bank's very anti-porn manager, the local police in the form of Inspector Paul, and David's mother Bertha even suspect what is happening. Written by Lee Horton

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Also Known As
  • No sex please... Nous sommes Anglais! (France)
  • Sexo no, por favor, somos británicos (Spain)
  • Niente sesso, siamo inglesi (Italy)
  • Sexo Nunca, Somos Britânicos! (Portugal)
  • Seksiä, kiitos ei, sanovat englantilaiset (Finland)
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  • 91 min
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Trivia Michael Crawford, who played the role of Brian Runnicles on stage, turned down the movie version. See more »
Goofs Around 53 minutes, boom mike reflected in van's door window as David struggles with stack of books. See more »
Movie Connections Referenced in The Black Windmill (1974). See more »
Quotes Mr. Bromley: It's not enough to boggle, David. Actions speak louder than boggles!
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