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Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David (the bank's assistant... See more »

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Brian Runnicles
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Bertha Hunter
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Mr. Bromley
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David Hunter
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Penny Hunter
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Mr. Needham
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Daphne
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Inspector Paul
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Park Keeper
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Susan
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Barbara
Gerald Sim ...
Reverend Mower
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Car Driver
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Glass Shop Manager
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Traffic Warden
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American Man
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American Lady
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Rag & Bone Man
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Pete
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Niko
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Policeman
Eric Longworth ...
Man with Lighter
Edward Sinclair ...
Postman
Fred Griffiths ...
Delivery Man
Lucy Griffiths ...
Spinster Lady
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White Line Workman
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Baker's Delivery Man
Bart Allison ...
Council Workman
Joe Reah ...
Drum Major
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Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Walter Henry ...
Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pam Rose ...
Bank teller (uncredited)
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Man With Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Directed by

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Cliff Owen

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John Gale ... (stage production: adapted from)
 
Anthony Marriott ... (play: written by) &
Alistair Foot ... (play: written by)
 
Anthony Marriott ... (screenplay by) &
Johnnie Mortimer ... (screenplay by) &
Brian Cooke ... (screenplay by)

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John Gale ... co-producer
John R. Sloan ... producer
John Woolf ... executive producer

Music by

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Eric Rogers

Cinematography by

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Ken Hodges ... director of photography

Film Editing by

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Ralph Kemplen

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Michael R. Sloan ... assistant editor

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Jenia Reissar

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Ray Simm

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Julia Squire

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Gordon Bond ... hairdresser
Wally Schneiderman ... makeup artist

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Denis Johnson ... production supervisor

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Ariel Levy ... assistant director

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Ken Bridgeman ... set dresser

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Ken Barker ... sound recordist
Marcel Durham ... sound editor
John W. Mitchell ... sound recordist (as John Mitchell)
Graham V. Hartstone ... re-recording mixer (uncredited)

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Herbert Smith ... camera operator

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Colin Wilson ... wardrobe supervisor

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L.C. Rudkin ... location manager (as Leonard Rudkin)

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Eric Rogers ... conductor

Other crew

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Gladys Goldsmith ... continuity
Van Jones ... production secretary
John Rosenberg ... script editor
Graham Chapman ... script doctor (uncredited)
Barry Cryer ... script doctor (uncredited)
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Plot Summary

Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David (the bank's assistant manager) and Penny Hunter is shocked when first photos, then films and then finally two girls are sent to them in the Bank's flat. They, and their friend, head cashier Brian Runnicles (who slowly starts to have a nervous breakdown), have to deal with getting rid of the porn without letting their boss, Mr. Bromley - the bank's manager (who's very anti-porn), the local police in the form of Inspector Paul, and David's mother, Bertha Hunter, in on what is happening... Written by Lee Horton

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Also Known As
  • No sex please... Nous sommes Anglais! (France)
  • Sexo no, por favor, somos británicos (Spain)
  • Niente sesso, siamo inglesi (Italy)
  • Sexo Nunca, Somos Britânicos! (Portugal)
  • Seksiä, kiitos ei, sanovat englantilaiset (Finland)
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  • 91 min
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Trivia Michael Crawford, who played the role of Brian Runnicles on stage, turned down the movie version. See more »
Goofs Around 53 minutes, boom mike reflected in van's door window as David struggles with stack of books. See more »
Movie Connections Referenced in The Black Windmill (1974). See more »
Quotes Mr. Bromley: It's not enough to boggle David, actions speak louder than boggles!
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