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No Sex Please: We're British (1973)

Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David (the bank's assistant ... See full summary »

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Cliff Owen

Writers:

John Gale (stage production: adapted from), Anthony Marriott (play) | 4 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ronnie Corbett ... Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid ... Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe ... Mr. Bromley
Ian Ogilvy ... David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon ... Penny Hunter
Michael Bates ... Mr. Needham
Cheryl Hall ... Daphne
David Swift David Swift ... Inspector Paul
Deryck Guyler ... Park Keeper
Valerie Leon ... Susan
Margaret Nolan ... Barbara
Gerald Sim Gerald Sim ... Reverend Mower
Michael Robbins ... Car Driver
Frank Thornton ... Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper ... Traffic Warden
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Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David (the bank's assistant manager) and Penny Hunter is shocked when first photos, then films and then finally two girls are sent to them in the Bank's flat. They, and their friend, head cashier Brian Runnicles (who slowly starts to have a nervous breakdown), have to deal with getting rid of the porn without letting their boss, Mr. Bromley - the bank's manager (who's very anti-porn), the local police in the form of Inspector Paul, and David's mother, Bertha Hunter, in on what is happening... Written by Lee Horton <Leeh@tcp.co.uk>

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 July 1973 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Bitte keinen Sex, wir sind Briten See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

BHP See more »
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color (Technicolor)
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Trivia

Michael Crawford, who played the role of Brian Runnicles on stage, turned down the movie version. See more »

Goofs

Around 53 minutes, boom mike reflected in van's door window as David struggles with stack of books. See more »

Quotes

Mr. Bromley: It's not enough to boggle David, actions speak louder than boggles!
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Connections

Referenced in Frasier: No Sex Please, We're Skittish (2003) See more »

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Funny enough, but perhaps gets lost in translation
25 November 2017 | by studioATSee all my reviews

This adaption of a British stage play in entertaining enough, and a nice traditional farce in many ways.

With a nice central performance from the dearly missed Ronnie Corbett this film has many funny moments.

As other people have said in their own reviews I think this material probably would have worked better on stage, and suffers somewhat in translation, but it makes for an enjoyable enough 80 minutes or so.


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