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Danish Pastries (1973)

I Jomfruens tegn (original title)
X | | Adult, Comedy | March 1975 (USA)
The impending approach of Venus - known to cause "disturbing erotic behavior" - sends two men with very different missions to the town of Petit-Bois. One to save the schoolgirls from lust, the other to test a new aphrodisiac. Chaos ensues.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Professor Armand
Sigrid Horne-Rasmussen ... Miss Astra, School's Headmistress
Bent Warburg ... Professor Bomwitz
Mette Von Kohl ... Ms. Troelsen, Lab Assistant
Bjørn Puggaard-Müller ... Guild Master
Lone Helmer ... Gina, Brothel Madame
Benny Hansen ... Gina's Husband
Anne Bie Warburg ... Schoolgirl #1, Geminette the New Girl (as Anne-Bie)
Mette Egholm ... Schoolgirl #2 (as Mette)
Soretta Eversheim ... Schoolgirl #3
Frauke Granholm ... Schoolgirl #4
Leni Kjellander ... Schoolgirl #5 (as Leni)
Doris Klemens ... Schoolgirl #6 (as Doris)
Eva Lindberg ... Schoolgirl #7, Blonde in Opening Scene (as Eva)
Liselot ... Schoolgirl #8
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Handlingen foregår i en liten by hvor en bordell og en astrologisk pikeskole med en skarp, jomfruelig lærerinne. Da planeten Venus en dag passerer solen, skjer det en masse. Den skjeldne passasjen har en merkelig innflytelse på personer født i jomfruens tegn. Spesielt med henblikk på seksuelle utfoldelser. Written by gaus

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Followed by Agent 69 Jensen in the Sign of Sagittarius (1978) See more »

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What the World Needs Now is Love
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Interpreted by Burt Bacharach
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Timothy Leery
21 March 2005 | by See all my reviews

I was exceedingly happy to be able to find this old gem. In the early 70s, there was brief window when porn was where many cinematic experiments were happening. Some of them actually had some promise for being important. Perhaps the oddest is the porn musical. This is the most interesting from a historical perspective.

You have to place yourself in the era: a huge percentage of the population believed that the world was in a time of change for the better and this change had something to do with the overlap of free sex, drugs, some astrological appropriateness and the end of war. At the same time, the American government was hammering back on all fronts, while the Dutch and Danish governments were seemingly alone in supporting all four.

Coming out of Denmark were a series of porn comedies, this being the first. I understand the others are more pornish and less comedic, but this is something else: Woodstock porn.

The story is that some astrological time and place a feeling of love is supposed to occur. Two scientists appear in the town, one with a drug to minimize the effect and another with a drug that enhances it. In fine Shakespearean fashion, the two drugs get mixed up, with the enhancing one ending in the water supply.

Our field of focus is a girl's school which looks a lot like a nunnery. The main action is of the girls after imbibing the drug and attacking the scientists and other males from the town. Along the way is a psychedelic dream and the ending romp in the reservoir straight out of "Hair" except everyone is nude and having explicit sex.

Unlike the porn of today, this is joyful and ecstatic. At the very end, the two scientists spy on the clearly pregnant schoolgirls and are pleased with their obvious pregnancies, ten apiece. The joyful nature of the thing, the drugs, the ordinariness of the girls wouldn't happen today, nor any time outside of that brief period of hippydom.

Sure it is porn, but accidentally. This is hippy cinema first.

Ted's Evaluation -- 3 of 3: Worth watching.


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