The Young and the Restless (1973– )
Eileen Davidson: Ashley Abbott, Ashley Abbott Carlton, Ashley Abbott Howard, Ashley Abbott McCall, Ashley Abbott Newman, Ashley Abbott Lassiter
John "Jack" Abbott, Jr. #2 : [the Abbott's are having breakfast together] Gee, Gloria you sure are in a chipper mood today.
Gloria Fisher Abbott #2 : Well, I actually have some good news that I'm very excited about but I don't know if you'd all be interested...
Ashley Abbott Carlton : Good news is in short supply these days. What's your news?
John Abbott #2 : Ashley's right, What's your news, Gloria?
Gloria Fisher Abbott #2 : Ok, then, the news is that my son is engaged to marry Lauren Fenmore and I just couldn't be any more thrilled. There, that's it.
[John, Jack, Phyllis and Ashley all sit and stare at Gloria in silence]
Gloria Fisher Abbott #2 : Well, aren't you all going to say anything?