The Thing with Two Heads (1972)
Ray Milland: Maxwell Kirshner
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Quotes
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Lila : Get some sleep, baby, I'll wake you once dinner's ready.
Jack Moss : Let's just stay here a little while.
Lila : Now come on, honey, I got to start dinner.
Jack Moss : You don't have to start now, why don't you start it later?
Lila : [hesitant] Oh come on Jack, I... I
[she glances at Kirshner]
Jack Moss : Is he bothering you? I'll cover his head with a pillowcase.
Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : [with disgust] You must be joking! Is that all you people think about?
Lila : [with disgust] It's no use honey, maybe when I get used to it.
[walks off]
Jack Moss : [turns to Kirshner] Now you know you got to go!
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Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : Philip, get me another body.
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Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : Williams! If you cut off my head, that'll be murder!
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Dr. Fred Williams : You actually feel I could take credit for something with which I had very little to do?
Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : I don't understand you.
Dr. Fred Williams : The reason you don't understand, Doctor, is because you're a *bigot*. A bigot of the highest caliber. And because of that, you have underestimated me and my intelligence.
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Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : Phillip... Get me another body... please.
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Jack Moss : [revs the motocross bike] Ready?
Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : You're going to get us all killed!
[Jack drives off on the bike]
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Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : What the hell is the matter with you, Moss? Get back to bed!
Jack Moss : You jive.
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Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : Is this some kind of joke!
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Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : Williams, stop this car immediately! By helping him, you're making yourself an accomplice.
Dr. Fred Williams : Why don't you shut up?
Jack Moss : Hey, that's telling him, man.
Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : I should have known your kind stick together!
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Jack Moss : Listen man, I know the jury, the D.A., and the papers all say I'm guilty. But Big Jack knows the truth!
Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : Well, Big Jack better stop this insanity and give himself up before we're all killed.
Jack Moss : What's this 'we' stuff? They're not after you, they're after me. So I'll do the thinking.
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Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : You mean you're actually considering helping this escaped murderer?
Jack Moss : Murderer? You're the murderer trying to cut off my head!
Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : That's different!
Jack Moss : Funny how it becomes different when you're talking about your own head.
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[last lines]
Dr. Fred Williams : Doctor, you'd better get over to Dr. Christian's house as soon as possible. He needs your help.
Dr. Maxwell Kirshner : [as Dr. Philip races into the operating room at the house] Philip... Philip... Get me another body. Please...
