A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.
Simon N. McIntosh-Smith <Simon.N.Smith@cs.cf.ac.uk>
Did You Know?
The original ending had the wedding between Kenneth Williams' doctor and Hattie Jacques' matron. Another ending would have had Charles Hawtrey looking at the camera and saying 'I do love happy endings don't you?'. See more
When Sid blows the storeroom door, the dynamite explodes before he turns the handle on the detonator. See more
I'm a simple woman with simple tastes, and I want to be wooed!
Sir Bernard Cutting
Ooh, you can be as 'wude' as you like with me!
Alternative Titles: "Womb at the Top" and "The Preggers Opera" See more
Some prints have completely different music over the title sequence, particularly as the 'alternative titles' appear on the screen. See more
Follows Carry on, Constable