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The Amorous Milkman (1975)

Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself... See full summary »

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Derren Nesbitt

Writers:

Derren Nesbitt (screenplay), Derren Nesbitt (novel)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Julie Ege ... Diana
Diana Dors ... Rita
Brendan Price ... Davey
Donna Reading Donna Reading ... Janice
Nancie Wait Nancie Wait ... Margo
Alan Lake Alan Lake ... Sandy
Bill Fraser Bill Fraser ... Gerald
Fred Emney ... Magistrate
Patrick Holt ... Tom
Roy Kinnear ... Sergeant
Ray Barrett ... John
Anthony Sharp ... Counsel
Megs Jenkins ... Iris
Arnold Ridley ... Cinema Attendant
Sam Kydd ... Wilf
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Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself engaged to two different women; on the receiving end of a bad beating from the local gangster whose girlfriend has been two-timing him with Davey; and finally he ends up in court on a rape charge when an irate husband comes home unexpectedly and discovers Terry and his wife in a compromising situation. Written by Mark Smith <msmith@osi.co.uk>

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He gave 'em much more than a pinta!

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

January 1975 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

O erotiaris galatas See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Lactifer Films See more »
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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color
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Trivia

This was Megs Jenkins' final film before her death on October 5, 1998 at the age of 81. See more »

Quotes

Rita: [Gerald takes a piece of toast] I suppose you'd prefer butter?
Gerald: You know I haven't eaten butter since I saw "Last Tango in Paris". I have marge.
Rita: Must you be so coarse?
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Connections

References Last Tango in Paris (1972) See more »

Soundtracks

Gloria
(uncredited)
Music by Antonín Dvorák
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Dreadful script, disastrous direction, dire Dors
4 October 2003 | by glyntreharne-1See all my reviews

Awful sex comedies like this were home to a great many character actors before the soaps' domination of UK television offered them a better alternative. However, Arnold Ridley was old enough to know better. He surely must have amassed enough royalties from his play "The Ghost Train", and had enough exposure from his continuing role in BBC TV's "Dad's Army", to be able to turn down a cough and a spit role as a usher in a porno cinema. Julie Ege does add some class, easily outshining the other women in the cast, which sadly includes Diana Dors giving one of the worst performances of her career. Lead actor Brendan Price does his best, but he's defeated by the script and the direction, both in the incapable hands of of 'b' actor Darren Nesbit. It is a film with nothing to recommend it, even the sex is a turn-off.


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