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The Amorous Milkman (1975)

Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself... See full summary »

Director:

Derren Nesbitt

Writers:

Derren Nesbitt (screenplay), Derren Nesbitt (novel)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Julie Ege ... Diana
Diana Dors ... Rita
Brendan Price ... Davey
Donna Reading Donna Reading ... Janice
Nancie Wait Nancie Wait ... Margo
Alan Lake Alan Lake ... Sandy
Bill Fraser Bill Fraser ... Gerald
Fred Emney ... Magistrate
Patrick Holt ... Tom
Roy Kinnear ... Sergeant
Ray Barrett ... John
Anthony Sharp ... Counsel
Megs Jenkins ... Iris
Arnold Ridley ... Cinema Attendant
Sam Kydd ... Wilf
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Randy Milkman Davey bites off more than he can chew when he starts to deliver more than pints of milk to some of the bored housewives on his route. In a short space of time he finds himself engaged to two different women; on the receiving end of a bad beating from the local gangster whose girlfriend has been two-timing him with Davey; and finally he ends up in court on a rape charge when an irate husband comes home unexpectedly and discovers Terry and his wife in a compromising situation. Written by Mark Smith <msmith@osi.co.uk>

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He gave 'em much more than a pinta!

Genres:

Comedy

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Trivia

Derren Nesbitt: The new milkman. See more »

Quotes

Rita: [Gerald takes a piece of toast] I suppose you'd prefer butter?
Gerald: You know I haven't eaten butter since I saw "Last Tango in Paris". I have marge.
Rita: Must you be so coarse?
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References Last Tango in Paris (1972) See more »

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Freight Train
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No sex, no comedy, no idea.
15 June 2003 | by augustianSee all my reviews

I recorded this film on my VCR when it was shown on British Channel 5. I had to run several parts of the film several times to realise what was going on. The plot, or lack of one, concerns the not very amorous exploits of a not very amorous milkman. He somehow gets involved with a gangster's moll and ends up in court; and this is supposed to be a comedy!

There are goofs galore. Jennifer Westbrook appears in the opening credits but not in the closing. Four different houses are used for Davey's girlfriend's house. I could go on.

The only people who could use a film like this are film schools to show students how not to make a film. Bad, bad, bad.


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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

January 1975 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Den sex - glade Melkemannen See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Lactifer Films See more »
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color
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