What's the damage, Sport?
Well, let's see: eh, extra passenger, use of luggage rack, hire of ashtrays, over the five mile limit, afternoon driving tax, compensation surcharge, windscreen wiper depreciation - that'll be sixty eight new Pounds, Guv.
Sixty eight quid? Stone the crows. That's bloody highway robbery!
Eton Boating Song
Words by William Johnson
Music by Algernon Drummond
Heard during the Den Schoolboy/Master Sadomasochism Scene See more