Brian discovers all tongues wag about a blond 'hottest gay'- his younger successor? Hunter says he's looking forward to his debate club presentation, pro capital punishment; Ben finds out he plays hookie all week because he's shunned. The new Queer Guy is a hit, even with gay-bashing fans, so Em holds a department store fan session giving fashion advice, only Brian calls him just another cute queer clown. Ted is determined to get even when he spots Troy, the stud who had sex with him out of pity at Pride 2002 in the gym, and doesn't even recognize him. Deb refuses Carl nursing her when she feels sick, but doctors can't find anything wrong.