M*A*S*H (TV Series 1972–1983) Poster

(1972–1983)

William Christopher: Father Francis Mulcahy

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  • Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

    Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?

    Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

    Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.

    Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

  • Father Mulcahy : Colonel, an ambulance has turned over in the compound, you better come on the double.

    Col. Potter : Anybody hurt?

    Father Mulcahy : Well, the driver's a bit shaken-up, but he'll be all right.

    Col. Potter : No-one else inside?

    Father Mulcahy : No.

    Col. Potter : Thank God.

    Father Mulcahy : I already did.

  • Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible]  Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.

    Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.

  • Father Mulcahy : [offering to go through the local black market, for needed medicines]  You'd be surprised what a priest can get away with.

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