Something Big (1971)
Dean Martin: Joe Baker
Joe Pickins : I guess I'd still be a horse soldier if I hadn't lost my leg.
Joe Baker : In the war?
Joe Pickins : Naw... See, there was this girl in Virginia... and her father caught us... cut it off. Chopped it clean off! With an axe. While I was sleepin'.
Joe Baker : Really?
Joe Pickins : Cross my heart.
Joe Baker : You're lucky it was only your leg.