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A Clockwork Orange (1971) Poster

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Alex: I was cured, all right!

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Alex: It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

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Conspirator: Do you still feel suicidal?

Alex: Well, put it this way, I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me.

[slumps into spaghetti]

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Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

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Prison Chaplain: Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.

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[listening to Beethoven's Ninth Symphony]

Alex: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

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Alex: No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!

Dr. Brodsky: Sin? What's all this about sin?

Alex: That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!

Dr. Branom: Are you referring to the background score?

Alex: Yes.

Dr. Branom: You've heard Beethoven before?

Alex: Yes!

Dr. Brodsky: So, you're keen on music?

Alex: YES!

Dr. Brodsky: Can't be helped. Here's the punishment element perhaps.

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Alex: No time for the old in-n-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.

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Alex: Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

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Alex: Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

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Alex: As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside, but thinking all the time. So now it was to be Georgie the general, saying what we should do and what not to do, and Dim as his mindless greeding bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones use, like, inspiration and what Bog sends. For now it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do.

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Psychiatrist: Now then. Each of the slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?

Alex: Righty right.

Psychiatrist: [Changes to a slide with two people looking at a peacock] "Isn't the plumage beautiful?"

Alex: I just say what the other person would say?

Psychiatrist: Yes.

Alex: Isn't the plumage beautiful...

Psychiatrist: Oh yes well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.

Alex: Cabbages, knickers, uh, it's not got a... A BEAK!

[laughs]

Psychiatrist: Good.

[Changes to a slide with a women and two boys]

Psychiatrist: "The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill."

Alex: My mind is a blank. Uh, and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos!

[laughs]

Psychiatrist: Good.

[Changes slide to a man climbing into a naked woman's bedroom]

Psychiatrist: "What do you want?"

Alex: Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!

Psychiatrist: Good.

[Changes slide to a man in a clock store]

Psychiatrist: "You sold me a crummy watch, I want my money back."

Alex: You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!

[laughs]

Psychiatrist: Good.

[Changes slide to woman handing bird eggs to a man]

Psychiatrist: "You can do whatever you like with these."

Alex: Eggiweggs. I would like... to smash them. And pick 'em all up, and THROW-

[moves injured arm]

Alex: OW! Fucking hell!

Psychiatrist: Well there, that's all there is to it. Are you alright?

Alex: Hope so. Is that the end then?

Psychiatrist: Yes.

Alex: I was quite enjoying that.

Psychiatrist: Good, I'm glad!

Alex: How many did I get right?

Psychiatrist: It's not that kind of a test, but you seem well on the way to making a complete recovery!

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Alex: Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

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Alex: I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony.

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[Alex has just struck Dim on the legs]

Dim: What did you do that for?

Alex: For being a bastard with no manners, and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother.

Dim: I don't like you should do what you done, and I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.

Alex: Watch that. Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou dost wish.

Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won't have it.

Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.

Dim: Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right?

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Alex: It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now to give it the perfect ending was a bit of the old Ludwig van.

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[Alex chats up two girls sucking penis-shaped lollies]

Alex: Enjoying that are you my darlin'? Bit cold and pointless isn't it my lovely? What's happened to yours my little sister?

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[about his wife]

Frank Alexander: She was very badly raped, you see! We were assaulted by a gang of vicious, young, hoodlums in this house! In this very room you are sitting in now! I was left a helpless cripple, but for her the agony was too great! The doctor said it was pneumonia; because it happened some months later! During a flu epidemic! The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was! A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE! Poor, poor girl!

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Alex: Hi, hi, hi there! At last we meet. Our brief govoreet through the letter-hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?

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Alex: I jumped, O my brothers, and I fell hard but I did not snuff it, oh no. if I had snuffed it, I would not be here to tell what I have told.

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Alex: Suddenly, I viddied what I had to do, and what I had wanted to do, and that was to do myself in; to snuff it, to blast off for ever out of this wicked, cruel world. One moment of pain perhaps and, then, sleep for ever, and ever and ever.

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[Alex has the tramp pinned down]

Tramp: Well, go on, do me in you bastard cowards! I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this!

Alex: Oh? And what's so stinking about it?

Tramp: It's a stinking world because there's no law and order anymore! It's a stinking world because it lets the young get on to the old, like you done. Oh, it's no world for an old man any longer. What sort of a world is it at all? Men on the moon, and men spinning around the earth, and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order no more.

[He starts singing another song, and Alex and his droogs proceed to beat him]

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Minister: What crime did you commit?

Alex: The accidental killing of a person, sir.

Chief Guard Barnes: He brutally murdered a woman, sir, in furtherance of theft. Fourteen years, sir!

Minister: Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, bold, vicious. He'll do.

Governor: Well, fine, we could still look at C-block...

Minister: No, no, no. That's enough. He's perfect. I want his records sent to me. This vicious young hoodlum will be transformed out of all recognition.

Alex: Thank you very much for this chance, sir.

Minister: Let's hope you make the most of it, my boy.

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Alex: What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.

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Prison Chaplain: Choice! The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fear of physical pain drove him to that grotesque act of self-abasement. The insincerity was clear to be seen. He ceases to be a wrongdoer. He ceases also to be a creature capable of moral choice.

Minister: Padre, there are subtleties! We are not concerned with motives, with the higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime and with relieving the ghastly congestion in our prisons. He will be your true Christian, ready to turn the other cheek, ready to be crucified rather than crucify, sick to the heart at the thought of killing a fly. Reclamation! Joy before the angels of God! The point is that it works.

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Alex: Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!

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Alex: Hey dad, there's a strange fella sittin' on the sofa munchy-wunching lomticks of toast.

Dad: That's Joe. He lives here now. The lodger, that's what he is. He rents your room.

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Alex: We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.

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Alex: Initiative comes to thems that wait.

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[Staring at Alex's penis]

Chief Guard Barnes: Are you now, or have you ever been a homosexual?

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Alex: You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I've learned me lesson, sir. I've seen now what I've never seen before. I'm cured! Praise god!

Dr. Brodsky: You're not cured yet, boy.

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Minister: Oh, yes. I understand you're fond of music. I have arranged a little surprise for you.

Alex: Surprise?

Minister: One that I hope that you will like. As a um... how shall we put it? As a symbol of our new understanding. An understanding between two friends.

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Minister: Punishment means nothing to them, you can see that. They enjoy their so-called punishment.

Alex: You're absolutely right, sir.

Chief Guard Barnes: Shut your bleeding hole!

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Tramp: Can ye spare some cutter, me brothers?

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Frank Alexander: [hears knocking on the door] Who on Earth could that be?

Julian: I'll see who it is.

[goes to the front door]

Julian: Yes, what is it?

Alex: [barely audible] Help... please... help... help.

Julian: [opens the door and Alex collapses at the doorway. He carries Alex into the house] Frank, I think this young man needs some help.

Frank Alexander: [surprised by Alex's poor condition] My God! What happened to you, my boy?

Alex: [voice-over] And would you believe it, o my brothers and only friends. There was your faithful narrator being held helpless, like a babe in arms, and suddenly realizing where he was and why home on the gate had looked so familiar, but I knew I was safe. For in those care-free days, I and my so-called droogies wore our maskies, which were like real horror-show disguises.

Alex: [nervous] Police... ghastly horrible police... they beat me up, sir.

[sees Frank has a foul look on his face, apparently not believing him]

Alex: The police beat me up, sir.

Frank Alexander: [excited] I know you!

[pauses]

Frank Alexander: Isn't it your picture in the newspapers? Didn't I see you on the video this morning? Are you not the poor victim of this horrible new technique?

Alex: [relieved] Yes, sir! That's exactly who I am and what I am, sir. A victim, sir!

Frank Alexander: Then, by God, you've been sent here by providence! Tortured in prison, then thrown out to be tortured by the police. My heart goes out to you, poor, poor boy. Oh, you are not the first to come here in distress. The police are fond of bringing their victims to the outskirts of this village. But it is providential that you, who are also another kind of victim should come here.

Frank Alexander: [finally remembering Alex's state] Oh, but you're cold and shivering. Julian, draw a bath for this young man.

Julian: Certainly, Frank.

Alex: [as he is being carried off by Julian] Thank you very much, sir. God bless you, sir.

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P.R. Deltoid: [giggling maniacally] You are now a murderer, Alex! A murderer!

Alex: Not true, sir. It was only a slight tolchock. She was breathing, I swear it!

P.R. Deltoid: I've just come from the hospital! Your victim has died!

Alex: You try to frighten me, admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture! Say it, Brother Sir.

P.R. Deltoid: It'll be your own torture. I hope to God it'll torture you to madness!

Det. Const. Tom: [to Deltoid] If you'd like to give him a quick bash in the chops, sir, don't mind us. We'll hold him down. He must be a great disappointment to you, sir.

[Deltoid slowly gathers saliva and spits in Alex's face]

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Alex: The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

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Alex: Excuse me, Mrs. Can you please help? There's been a terrible accident! My friend's in the middle of the road bleeding to death! Can I please use your telephone for an ambulance?

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Frank Alexander: Food alright?

Alex: Great sir, great!

Frank Alexander: Try the wine!

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Alex: Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening.

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Alex: And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.

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Minister: As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. Do you understand, Alex? Have I made myself clear?

Alex: As an unmuddied lake, friend. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, friend.

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Minister: Public opinion has a way of changing.

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Alex: Where's my snake?

Dad: Well, he... he met with like an accident. He passed away.

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Minister: You seem to have a whole ward to yourself, my boy.

Alex: Yes, sir, and a very lonely place it is too, sir, when I wake up in the middle of the night with my pain.

Minister: Yes... well, good to see you on the mend!

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Mum: But you've not been to school all week, son.

Alex: Got to rest, Mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I'm liable to miss a lot more school.

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Alex: I've suffered the tortures of the damned, sir

[with innocent reinforcement]

Alex: - tortures of the damned.

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Tramp: In Dublin's fair city / Where the girls are so pretty, / I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone. / As she wheel'd her wheel barrow, / Thro' streets broad and narrow, / Crying "cockles and mussels alive alive O!" / "alive, alive O! Alive, alive O! / Crying Cockles and Mussels alive, alive O!" / As everybody's knowing, You've got a decent tongue, / Whene'er it's set agoing.

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Prison Chaplain: What's it going to be, eh? Is it going to be in and out of institutions like this? Well, more in and out for most of ya! Or are you going to attend to the Divine Word and realise the punishments that await unrepentant sinners in the next world as well as this? A lot of idiots you are, selling your own birthright for a saucer of cold porridge! The thrill of theft! Of violence! The urge to live easy! Well, I ask you what is it worth when we have undeniable truth - yes! Incontrovertible evidence that Hell exists! I know! I know my friends! I have been informed in visions that there is a place darker than any prison, hotter than any flame of human fire, where souls of unrepentant criminal sinners like yourselves...!

[an inmate belches, prompting the rest to laugh]

Prison Chaplain: Don't you laugh, damn you! Don't you laugh! I say like yourselves scream in endless and unendurable agony! Their skin rotting and peeling! A fireball spinning in their screaming guts! I know! Oh yes, I know!

[Another inmate makes a raspberry noise, prompting them to laugh again]

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Alex: So I waited and, O my brothers, I got a lot better munching away at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast and lovely steakiwegs and then, one day, they said I was going to have a very special visitor.

[the Minister enters]

Minister: Good evening, my boy.

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Georgie: [They've just stopped a band of tramps from beating up Alex] What's the trouble, sir?

Alex: [looks up and recognizes them] Oh no!

Dim: Well. Well, well. Well, well, well, well, if it isn't little Alex. Long time no viddy, droog. How goes?

Alex: It's... it's impossible. I don't believe it.

Georgie: Evidence of the old glazzies. Nothing up their sleeves. No magic, little Alex. A job for two, who are now of job age. The police.

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Alex: What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

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Alex: Hi, hi, hi, Mr. Deltoid. Funny surprise, seeing you here.

P.R. Deltoid: Ah, Alex boy! Awake at last, yes? I met your mother on the way to work, yes? She gave me the key. She said something about a pain somewhere, hence not at school, yes?

Alex: A rather intolerable pain in the head, brother sir. I think it should be clear by this after lunch.

P.R. Deltoid: Mmm. Or certainly by this evening, yes? The evening's the great time, isn't it, Alex boy? Hmm?

Alex: Cup of the old chai, sir?

P.R. Deltoid: No time, no time, yes. Sit, sit, sit!

Alex: To what do I owe this extreme pleasure, sir? Anything wrong, sir?

P.R. Deltoid: Wrong? Why should you think of anything being wrong? Have you been doing something you shouldn't, yes?

Alex: Just a manner of speech, sir.

P.R. Deltoid: Yes. Well, it's just a manner of speech from your post-corrective advisor to you that you watch out, little Alex, because next time, it's not going to be the corrective school anymore. Next time, it's going to be the barley place and all my work ruined. If you've no respect for your horrible self, you at least might have some for me, who've sweated over you. A big black mark, I tell you, for every one we don't reclaim. A confession of failure for every one of you who ends up in the stripy hole.

Alex: I've been doing nothing I shouldn't, sir. The Millicents have nothing on me, brother. Sir, I mean.

P.R. Deltoid: Cut out this clever talk about Millicents. Just because the police haven't picked you up lately doesn't, as you very well know, mean that you've not been up to some nastiness. That was a bit of a nastiness last night, yes? Some very extreme nastiness, yes? A few of a certain Billy Boy's friends were ambulanced off late, yes. Your name was mentioned. The words got through to me by the usual channels. Certain friends of yours were named also. Oh, nobody can prove anything about anybody, as usual. But I'm warning you, little Alex, being a good friend to you, as always, the one man in this sore and sick community who wants to save you from yourself!

[Mr. Deltoid hits Alex in the crotch]

P.R. Deltoid: What gets into all? We studied the problem. We've been studying it for damn well near a century, yes, but we get no further with our studies. You got a good home here. Good, loving parents. You've got not too bad of a brain. Is it some devil that crawls inside of you?

Alex: Nobody's got anything on me, brother sir. I've been out of the rookers of the Millicents for a long time now.

P.R. Deltoid: That's just what worries me. A bit too long to be safe. You're about due now, by my reckoning. That's why I'm warning you, little Alex, to keep your handsome young proboscis out of the dirt. Do I make myself clear?

Alex: As an unmuddied lake, sir. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, sir.

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Alex: One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking, rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.

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Chief Guard Barnes: Are you able to see the white line painted on the floor directly behind you, Six-Double-Five-Three-Two-One?

Alex: Yes, sir.

Chief Guard Barnes: Then your toes belong on the *other* side of it!

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Chief Guard Barnes: Shut your filthy hole, you scum!

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Dad: I wonder where exactly is it he goes to work of evenings?

Mum: Well, like he says it's mostly odd things he does. Helping-like, here and there, as it might be.

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Alex: What are we gonna do? Talk about me sex life?

Psychiatrist: Oh, no. I'm going to show you some slides and you're going to tell me what you think about them. Alright?

Alex: Jolly good. Do you know anything about dreams?

Psychiatrist: Something, yes.

Alex: Do you know what they mean?

Psychiatrist: Perhaps. Are you concerned about something?

Alex: Oh, no, no... not concerned really. But I've been having this very nasty dream. Very nasty.

Psychiatrist: Now, each of these slides needs a reply from somebody in the picture. You tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?

Alex: Righty-right.

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Chief Guard Barnes: [shouting at Alex, who is reading a legal document affecting his prison status] Don't read it! Sign it!

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Minister: [addressing the audience] But enough of words, actions speak louder than. Action now. Observe all.

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Chief Guard Barnes: Pick that up and put it down properly!

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Alex: Hi, hi, hi, Mr. Deltoid!

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Dim: Hello, Lucy. Had a busy night? We've been working hard, too. Pardon me, Luce.

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Alex: Naughty. Naughty. Naughty. You Filthy Old Soomka.

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Alex: Missus! It's a matter of life and death!

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Alex: So I waited. And O, my brothers, I got a lot better, munching away at eggi-wegs and lomticks of toast and lovely steaki-wakes. And then one day, they said I was going to have a very special visitor.

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Alex: I've suffered and I've suffered and I've suffered. And everybody wants me to go on suffering.

Lodger: You've made others suffer. It's only right that you should suffer proper.

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Billy Boy: Lets get 'em boys!

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Frank Alexander: Who on Earth could that be?

Mrs. Alexander: I'll go and see.

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Alex: It's no good sitting there in hope, my little brothers. I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyer here. I know the law, you bastards.

Police Inspector: Righty-right, Tom. We'll have to show our friend Alex here that we know the law too. But that knowing the law isn't everything.

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Alex: Let's get things nice and sparkling clear. This sarcasm, if I may call it such, does not become you, my little brothers. As I am your droog and leader, I am entitled to know what goes on.

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Alex: Let's get things nice and sparkling clear. This sarcasm, if I may call it such does not become you, my little brothers. As I am your droog and leader, I'm entitled to know what goes on, eh?

Dim: Yeah.

Alex: Now then, Dim. What does that great big horsey gape of a grin portend?

Georgie: All right, no more picking on Dim, brother. That's part of the new way.

Alex: New Way? What's this about a new way? There's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back, and no error.

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Alex: There was some sophistos from the TV studios around the corner - laughing and govoreeting. The devotchka was smackin' away not caring about the wicked world one bit. Then the disk on the stereo twanged off and out. And in the short silence before the next one came on she suddenly came with a burst of singing. And it was, like, for a moment, my brothers some great bird had flown into the milk bar. And l felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise. And the shivers crawling up like slow, malenky lizards and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious "Ninth" by Ludwig van.

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Alex: Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

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Alex: [singing] I'm singin' in the rain

[kick]

Alex: Just singin' in the rain

[hit]

Alex: What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again, I'm laughin' at clouds, So dark up above, The sun's in my heart, And I'm ready for love

[slap]

Alex: Let the stormy clouds chase

[kick]

Alex: Everyone from the place

[kick-kick]

Alex: Come on with the rain, I've a smile on my face...

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Alex: It was at the derelict casino that we came across Billboy and his four droogs. They were about to perform a little of the old in-out, in-out on a weepy young devotchka they had there.

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Alex: Now they knew who was master and leader. Sheep, thought I. But a real leader knows always when, like, to give and show generous to his unders.

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Alex: Well, now we're back to where we were. Yes? Just like before, and all forgotten? Right, right, right?

Pete: Right.

Dim: Right.

Georgie: Right.

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Alex: Good! Real horrorshow! Initiative comes to thems that wait. I've taught you much, my little droogies. Now tell me what you had in mind, Georgie-boy.

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Alex: I read all about the scourging and the crowning with thorns. And I could viddy myself helping in and even taking charge of the tolchoking and the nailing in.

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Alex: I didn't so much like the latter part of The Book - which is more like all preachy talking than fighting and the old in-out. I like the parts where these old yahoodies tolchok each other and then drink their Hebrew vino and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens. That kept me going.

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P.R. Deltoid: Oh, dear! This boy does look a mess, doesn't he? Just look at the state of him.

Police Inspector: Love's young nightmare-like.

Det. Const. Tom: Violence makes violence.

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Alex: O, my brothers and only friends, after a trial, with judges and a jury and hard words spoken against your friend and humble narrator, he was sentenced to 14 years in Staja Number 84-F - among smelly perverts and hardened prestoopniks. The shock sending my dada beating his bruised and krovvy rockers against unfair Bog in His Heaven. And my mum boo-hoo-hooing in her mother's grief at her only child and son of her bosom, like, letting everybody down real horrorshow.

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Prison Chaplain: ls there something troubling you, my son? Don't be shy to speak up. Remember, I know of the urges that can trouble young men deprived of the society of women.

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Dr. Branom: Roll over on your right side, please. Loosen your pajama pants and pull them halfway down.

Alex: What exactly is the treatment here going to be, then?

Dr. Branom: Oh, it's quite simple, really. We're just going to show you some films.

Alex: You mean like going to the pictures?

Dr. Branom: Something like that.

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Alex: I don't care about the dangers, Father. I just want to be good. I want for the rest of my life to be - one act of goodness.

Prison Chaplain: The question is whether or not this technique really makes a man good. Goodness comes from within. Goodness is chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.

Alex: I don't understand about the whys and wherefores. I only know I want to be good.

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Chief Guard Barnes: If I can offer a word of advice, Doc. You'll have to watch this one. A right brutal bastard he has been, and will be again, in spite of all his sucking up to the Prison Chaplain and reading the Bible.

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Governor: These new ridiculous ideas have come at last. And orders are orders. Though I may say to you in confidence, I do not approve. An eye for an eye, I say. If someone hits you, you hit back, do you not? Why then should not the state, very severely hit by you brutal hooligans, not hit back also? The new view is to say "no." The new view is that we turn the bad into good. All of which seems to me to be grossly unjust, eh?

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Dr. Branom: Violence is a very horrible thing. That's what you're learning now. Your body's learning it.

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Dr. Branom: You felt ill this afternoon because you're getting better. You see, when we're healthy, we respond to the presence of the hateful with fear and nausea. You're becoming healthy, that's all. By this time tomorrow, you'll be healthier still.

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Alex: l was beginning to get very aware of, like, not feeling all that well. And this I put down to all the rich food and vitamins. But I tried to forget this, concentrating on the next film which jumped right away on a young devotchka who was being given the old in-out, in-out - first by one malchick, then another, then another. When it came to the 6th or 7th malchick, leering and smacking and then going into it, l began to feel really sick. But I could not shut me glazzies. And even if I tried to move my glazzballs about, l still could not get out of the line of fire of this picture.

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Dr. Branom: I imagine you'll be feeling a little bit limp by the end of the day. But we have to be hard on you.

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Alex: She came towards me, with the light, like it was, the light light of heavenly grace. And the thing that flashed in me gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out. Real savage.

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Frank Alexander: The government's big boast, as you know, sir, is the way they have dealt with crime during the last few months: Recruiting rude, young roughs into the police, proposing rehabilitating, will-sapping techniques of conditioning. Oh, we've seen it before in other countries. The thin end of the wedge. Before we know where we are, we'll have the full apparatus of totalitarianism.

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Frank Alexander: There are rare traditions of liberty to defend. The tradition of liberty is all. The common people will let it go, oh yes. They will sell liberty for a quieter life. That's why they must be led. Driven. Pushed.

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Tramp: Could you spare some cutter, me brother?

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