Myra Breckinridge (1970) Poster

John Carradine: Surgeon

Quotes 

  • [first lines] 

    Myron : [sings to himself]  A secret place known to none but me. And in my secret place, you can beg and torture me. I wouldn't tell you where to go. 'Cause in my secret place, secret place, a secret you know. Secret place, a secret you know.

    [Surgeon enters to applause] 

    Surgeon : You realize, once we cut it off, it won't grow back. I mean, it isn't like hair, or fingernails, or toenails, you know.

    Myron : What do you think I am, some kind of idiot? I know that!

    Surgeon : [shrugs]  Eh - how about circumcision? It'd be cheaper.

    Myron : Come on, come on, come on, let's get it over with, Myra's waiting!

    Surgeon : [shrugs]  We'll have to blow up your tits with silicone.

    Myron : I thought they used paraffin.

    Surgeon : No, that would make them inflammable. You wouldn't want inflammable tits, now, do you?

    Myron : [sighs, then sings]  I got a secret place known to none but me. And in my secret...

    Surgeon : [Indistinct]  Cleaver.

    [Clear] 

    Surgeon : I mean scalpel.

    Myron : Well, I should think so.

    Surgeon : Well, wish me luck. I've never done one of these before.

    Myron : [sings]  You can beg and torture me. I wouldn't care.

    [applause] 

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