The Boys in the Band (1970)

Frederick Combs: Donald

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• Michael : [singing]  Oh, no matter how you figger, it's tough to be a nigger, but it's tougher to be a Jew!

  Donald : My God, Michael! You're a charming host!

  Harold : Michael doesn't have charm, Donald. He has counter-charm.

• Michael : What is he - a psychiatrist or a hairdresser?

  Donald : Actually he's both. He shrinks my head and then combs me out.

• Michael : Believe it or not, there was a time in my life when I didn't go around announcing I was a faggot.

  Donald : Well, that must have been before speech replaced sign language!

• Michael : [sings]  "Forget your troubles, c'mon get happy! You better chase all your cares away!" What's more boring than a queen doing a Judy Garland imitation?

  Donald : A queen doing a Bette Davis imitation.

• Donald : Thanks to the silver screen your neurosis has got style.

• Michael : Ah, life is such a grand design - spring, summer, fall, winter, death. Whoever could have thought it up?

  Donald : No one *we* know, that's for sure.