When his girlfriend tells him that his men wouldn't follow him to a house of ill repute, Maximilian Rodrigues De Santos, a General in the Mexican Army, decides to perform some great act of heroism. He takes his men over the border into Texas and re-captures the Alamo. This upsets the Texans greatly. The Texas National Guard is sent to retake the mission. Normally, this would be easy, as Max's men have left all of their ammunition back in Mexico, but the State Department insists that no one be killed, and so the National Guard also goes in with unloaded weapons.
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General Maximilian Rodrigues De Santos
A friend of mine, a woman, she told me the men do not respect me. She said they would not follow me even into a whorehouse!
She is wrong, senor. The men would follow you into a whorehouse.
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Referenced in 42nd Street: River to River