When his girlfriend tells him that his men wouldn't follow him to a house of ill repute, Maximilian Rodrigues De Santos, a General in the Mexican Army, decides to perform some great act of heroism. He takes his men over the border into Texas and re-captures the Alamo. This upsets the Texans greatly. The Texas National Guard is sent to retake the mission. Normally, this would be easy, as Max's men have left all of their ammunition back in Mexico, but the State Department insists that no one be killed, and so the National Guard also goes in with unloaded weapons.
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Did You Know?
The Rome, Italy location was chosen because Pamela Tiffin
had already signed a movie deal for numerous movies with an Italian production company once she had completed this movie. Since production had been halted due to local protests about the plot, the only way to complete scenes requiring Tiffin's presence was to shoot them in Rome, where she would be shooting her other movies. In addition, Jonathan Winters
also had upcoming commitments with The Dean Martin Show
(1965). See more
Max tells the border agent he and his men are headed to Laredo. Max would know Laredo is just 300 feet from the Mexico-Texas border, and can be accessed from the Laredo Convent Avenue Port of Entry. However, the border crossing Max leads his men to is in the middle of nowhere. See more
Halt, who goes there, please?
[to General Hallson on the other side of the door
General Billy Joe Hallson
"All persons mentioned in this story are completely fictitious except for: Davy Crockett Col. William B. Travis James Bowie John Wayne and Richard Widmark" is the first credit to appear. See more
References The Alamo