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One Million AC/DC (1969)

A group of sex-crazed cave people are being harassed by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. While they try to figure out a way to deal with this threat, they have sex and eat a lot.

Director:

Ed De Priest

Writer:

Edward D. Wood Jr. (as Akdon Telmig)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Susan Berkely Susan Berkely
Billy Wolf Billy Wolf
Sharon Wells Sharon Wells ... (credit only)
Natasha Natasha
Nancy McGavin Nancy McGavin
Tod Badker Tod Badker
Tony Brooks Tony Brooks
Pam English Pam English
Shari Stevens Shari Stevens
John Lee John Lee
Bonnie Walker Bonnie Walker
Harry Stone Harry Stone ... Caveman
Mary Doyle Mary Doyle
Gail Lavon Gail Lavon
Greg Mathis Greg Mathis
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This is one of those movies that has cavemen living in the same era as dinosaurs -- scientifically inaccurate, but it makes for a fun movie. Showing that people were no different back then than they are today, the cavemen and cave-women have sex (lots of it), and sometimes jealous men will fight over a woman. Since this movie was written by Ed Wood, even the animals get into the sex swing-of-things: a Tyrannosaurus Rex (which is very obviously a puppet) pulls the top off a cave-woman, and a gorilla pursues women for mating purposes. Because it is a caveman movie (and cavemen didn't talk much), there isn't any snappy Ed Wood dialogue, and that is sorely missed by his fans; however the title of the movie is a great Ed Wood pun. Written by Vodka Gimlet, Jr.

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See...Vala, the voluptuous cave babe! See...Mota, the mighty war-lard! See...Dino, the plastic-eating dinosaur!

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When a caveman carries a cave-woman into the cave, Bangor (like a Doorman, standing at the entrance) stamps the woman's behind with a mark in red ink. This is like a modern-day Doorman stamping the backs of hands of customers, with ink, when they enter a nightclub. See more »

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The cave-women all wear lipstick, have eye-shadow, and their hair looks like they just came from a beauty parlor. See more »

Quotes

Elder Caveman: [into camera] Nothing has changed, right down through the ages. Man has to kill. Man has to eat. Man has to have his woman.
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Offbeat sex farce from Ed Wood's late period.
4 July 2002 | by KingHamletSee all my reviews

"One Million AC/DC" is one in the line of sexploitation films that Ed Wood wrote late in his career. I use the word "wrote" generously, as there is little more than ten minutes of dialogue in the whole film.

The "plot" revolves around a group of cave people who eat and have sex a lot. They are being kept in their cave by a dinosaur that lives just outside, keeping them from going out. Ultimately they hatch a plan that involves inventing the bow & arrow in order to kill it. There is also a sub-plot involving a cave girl held captive by a gorilla. (Shades of "Bride and the Beast.")

The sex is soft-core, but all throughout this movie. Some of it (especially the deflowering of a virgin with a sacred stick) can be quite disturbing, rather than titillating, as it is meant to be. The cast (at least the ones we see having sex) are all attractive and the various justifications for sex scenes can be quite amusing.

Overall, only get this film if you are a big fan of Ed's and want everything he worked on. Otherwise, there's little of his writing style to be found here.


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

October 1969 (USA) See more »

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Pré-hominiennes See more »

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Color (Eastmancolor)

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1.66 : 1
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