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The Nine Ages of Nakedness (1969)

Nine comically sexy sketches in which Harrison Marks introduces his ancestors' experiences with women through the ages.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Charles Gray ... Narrator (voice)
Bruno Elrington Bruno Elrington ... The Leader (segment "The Stone Age")
June Palmer June Palmer ... The Girlfriend (segment "The Stone Age")
Maj-Britt Mannson Maj-Britt Mannson ... The Secretary (segment "The Stone Age")
Julian Orchard ... The Pharaoh (segment "The Egyptians")
Carol Hamilton Carol Hamilton ... Queen Nefertiti (segment "The Egyptians") / Zero 2 (segment "The Future")
Max Bacon Max Bacon ... Yossel (segment "The Egyptians")
Patricia Kluge Patricia Kluge ... The Dancer (segment "The Egyptians") (as Patricia Rose)
Suzan Long Suzan Long ... Lotus (segment "The Chinese")
S'Zeto S'Zeto ... The Gardener (segment "The Chinese")
Dawn Grayson Dawn Grayson ... Her Ladyship (segment "The Cavaliers")
Maya Zell Maya Zell ... The Baroness (segment "The Cavaliers") / Zero 1 (segment "The Future")
David London David London ... Jossop (segment "The Cavaliers") / The Psycho-analyst's Voice
Sue Bond Sue Bond ... Serving Girl (segment "The Cavaliers")
Howard Nelson Howard Nelson ... Sir Rupert (segment "The Cavaliers")
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Nine comically sexy sketches in which Harrison Marks introduces his ancestors' experiences with women through the ages.

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

June 1969 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Das Sexualleben des Neandertalers und seine grausamen Folgen See more »

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Token Films See more »
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Mono

Color:

Color (Eastmancolor)
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The film was originally entitled "The Seven Ages of Nakedness", in a nod to William Shakespeare's "Seven Ages of Man". However, director George Harrison Marks realized he didn't have enough footage to make the movie run for the requisite 90 minutes, so he swiftly wrote two extra sequences. See more »

Goofs

During the 17th Century sequence, Howard Nelson's wig comes adrift. See more »

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Featured in Doing Rude Things (1995) See more »

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One of the most rubbishy British sexploitation films ever made
2 July 2016 | by Leofwine_dracaSee all my reviews

I'm not surprised that THE NINE AGES OF NAKEDNESS has garnered no reviews on this site so far because it really is a rubbishy little film. It's far worse than the dated but mildly diverting nudie flicks that George Harrison Marks was making at the beginning of the decade like NAKED AS NATURE INTENDED; essentially it's a series of vignettes about the sexual relations between men and women through the ages, with little more than that.

The problem with this film? Everything! The production values are poor, the costumes and sets look cheap, and there's no discernible script. I had no idea if I was supposed to be watching a comedy because I didn't laugh once. Noticeably bad are the male performers, whose outrageous mugging really is awful - one of the worst is Marks himself, appearing throughout the production in ill-conceived cameos. What inspired Charles Gray to provide the occasional narration for this is anyone's guess, but all I can say is that it must have had lots of 0s on the end.

While it's fair to say that THE NINE AGES OF NAKEDNESS does contain a number of young actresses who willingly strip for the screen, this titillation does in no way, shape, or form amount to what could possibly be described as entertainment - which is why this film is rightly forgotten even by fans of the era's sexploitation.


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