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The Nine Ages of Nakedness (1969)

Nine comically sexy sketches in which Harrison Marks introduces his ancestors' experiences with women through the ages.
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Charles Gray ... Narrator (voice)
Bruno Elrington Bruno Elrington ... The Leader (segment "The Stone Age")
June Palmer June Palmer ... The Girlfriend (segment "The Stone Age")
Maj-Britt Mannson Maj-Britt Mannson ... The Secretary (segment "The Stone Age")
Julian Orchard ... The Pharaoh (segment "The Egyptians")
Carol Hamilton Carol Hamilton ... Queen Nefertiti (segment "The Egyptians") / Zero 2 (segment "The Future")
Max Bacon Max Bacon ... Yossel (segment "The Egyptians")
Patricia Kluge Patricia Kluge ... The Dancer (segment "The Egyptians") (as Patricia Rose)
Suzan Long Suzan Long ... Lotus (segment "The Chinese")
S'Zeto S'Zeto ... The Gardener (segment "The Chinese")
Dawn Grayson Dawn Grayson ... Her Ladyship (segment "The Cavaliers")
Maya Zell Maya Zell ... The Baroness (segment "The Cavaliers") / Zero 1 (segment "The Future")
David London David London ... Jossop (segment "The Cavaliers") / The Psycho-analyst's Voice
Sue Bond Sue Bond ... Serving Girl (segment "The Cavaliers")
Howard Nelson Howard Nelson ... Sir Rupert (segment "The Cavaliers")
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Nine comically sexy sketches in which Harrison Marks introduces his ancestors' experiences with women through the ages.

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

June 1969 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Das Sexualleben des Neandertalers und seine grausamen Folgen See more »

Company Credits

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Token Films See more »
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color (Eastmancolor)
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Trivia

The film was originally entitled "The Seven Ages of Nakedness", in a nod to William Shakespeare's "Seven Ages of Man". However, director George Harrison Marks realized he didn't have enough footage to make the movie run for the requisite 90 minutes, so he swiftly wrote two extra sequences. See more »

Goofs

During the 17th Century sequence, Howard Nelson's wig comes adrift. See more »

Connections

Referenced in Ban the Sadist Videos! (2005) See more »

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Awful film.
6 April 2017 | by Count TepesSee all my reviews

Went with a friend, to see this film in the cinema, as a 15 year old boy, looking for titillation. We passed for 18, but in 1969 they weren't as strict as they are now.

It is enough to say that we, two hot blooded, heterosexual boys walked out on a film with naked women, after 45 mins.

Awful, awful, awful. There is no other way to describe this film.

This film should be taught in film school as how NOT to make a film.


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