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Guns of the Magnificent Seven (1969) Poster

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Keno: Why do your people have such long names?

Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary: I don't know. Perhaps it's because we all have such short lives.

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Chris Adams: This is a rough go, huh, Cassie?

Cassie: Yeah. If I stay here any longer, I'll end up in jail.

Chris Adams: Wouldn't you rather blow one up?

Cassie: For money or for laughs?

Chris Adams: About as much as you'd make in a year - a hundred dollars. Not many laughs.

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Keno: You want to know my name before you hang me?

Judge: Not particularly. Just your last words.

Keno: I demand a recount.

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[the one-armed Slater explains his situation]

Slater: I'm a freak, Keno. Half man and half gun. Why, I can't whip a six-year-old girl in a fair fight, but I can blow a man's eyeballs out at a hundred yards - in a sandstorm.

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Levi Morgan: You know, it takes a man my age to appreciate a real woman. She's worth it, too.

Keno: Oh, I appreciate them, Levi. Every one I've ever had. I just appreciated the hell out of 'em!

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Slater: I'm a one-armed gunney.

Cassie: Could be worse... you could be a one-armed *black* gunney.

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Cassie: You were married? What happened?

Slater: She found a whole man.

Cassie: I guess that makes her half a woman. You're better off without her.

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[first lines]

Col. Diego: Where is the meeting?

Tortured Prisoner: In the church.

Col. Diego: Is Quintero with them?

Tortured Prisoner: Yes.

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Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary: And what about Lobero?

Quintero: He is a bandit and a thief.

Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary: But it is hard to respect the law when you feel the heel of its boot on your back.

Quintero: I'm not so sure that what Lobero wants for the revolution is the same as what we want.

Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary: He says he wants to help and he has many guns.

Quintero: Do you trust him?

Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary: [shakes his head] Only his guns.

Quintero: For the revolution, I would make a bargain with the devil, so why not with Lobero?

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Judge: Stealin' a man's horse in this country is worse than stealin' a man's wife. There's been too much of that goin' on recently and I'm going to put a stop to it.

Keno: Horse stealing or wife stealing?

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Judge: Anybody in favor of hanging this man, say "Aye."

Crowd: Aye!

Judge: Against?

Chris Adams: Nooo.

Judge: And who says, "No"?

Chris Adams: Me.

Judge: Just who are you to say, "No"?

Chris Adams: Who do you have to be to say "No" to a rigged court - stretchin' the neck of this poor slob?

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Chris Adams: I need help - more men.

Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary: We have the men - quick with the guns, but slow with the brains.

Chris Adams: Six men - not enough to attract suspicion - just enough to do the job.

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Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary: Chris, can I fight with you? Oh, it's not for the money - I could not take it. It's for Quintero.

Chris Adams: Not on the basis of what you did against Keno.

Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary: I'm young, I'm strong, I'm angry and I will learn. Besides, my cousin says seven is a lucky number for you.

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Emiliano Zapata: Chris, how old do you have to be to die?

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[last lines]

Emiliano Zapata: Max, what did Chris say?

Lt. Maximiliano O'Leary: He said, "A coward dies many deaths... the brave only one."

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Max: [referring to Lobero] A pig with armor is still but a pig.

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Chris Adams: [putting a lit cigar to Lobero's face] If you move any way but back you're gonna lose that eye.

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