Poor Luci, she is a 15 year old English schoolgirl about to embark on a promising career as the high-school mattress when she comes home one day from school to find her Mum as dead as a door knob in the tub. You see her Mum has cut her wrists after a long unrewarding career as the town mattress. Fortunately for Luci, her Mum's childhood friend is now a very successful upper-middle class doctor who has decided to take Luci home to his family (on a trial basis). Luci's new family (The Quayles) has a few issues. The father's libedo is on the wane and he has a stick permanently stuck up his butt. The mother was "convent schooled" and misses the good old days of snuggling up with a pretty young girl. The son is an amateur peeper without the libedo problem but also with a stick up his butt. Luci arrives in the midst of all this with her one suitcase, a bit unbalanced from her mother's recent suicide, and does everything she can to fit in with her new family - more or less. There isn't a ...
Baby Love? HELL NO!
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[returns with happy Luci from dress-shopping to sidewalk cafe
[looking at dress on his pretty new sister
Couldn't be much shorter, could it?
[Luci sits down
It's all right, I suppose.
Oh now, Nicky. Now look, the two of you have a snack, then you take Luci out for the afternoon, and don't be late.
[off she goes, leaving them alone
Referenced in The Sicilian Clan