Captain Berghman: Sorry, we have no tea. Perhaps you'll settle for chocolate.
Major Craig: Very British of you, Major.
Alfie: I never did trust 'em. Once a Jerry, always a Jerry.
Dolan: Once a thief, always a thief, That right Alfie?
Captain Berghman: If those tanks reach El Alamein, the Germans have Egypt.
Colonel Harker: They may have the lock, but we have the key. Without fuel, Jerry goes *nowhere*!
Dolan: You know the orders. No fraternizing.
Alfie: Who's fraternizing? I only asked if he's got bullets in that chopper. I don't want him to take his play-acting too much to heart.
Colonel Harker: No flanking scouts. If we were an attack force, they'd have little chance.
Sergeant Major Tyne: Taking orders from a ruddy Kraut. What's this bleeding war coming to?
Major Craig: I'll say one thing for the Germans, they certainly know how to build an engine.
Captain Berghman: It doesn't cost much, either, when they use slave labor. Two hundred Jew power, Major.
Major Craig: We all know what's going on in Europe.
Captain Berghman: Well, if you do, if you really do, there must be a little of the Jew in you.
Major Craig: They say there's a little of the Jew in everyone.
Captain Berghman: Jah, a little of the Nazi, too.
Cheryl Portman: "Mohnfeld"... Odd name for a German officer?
Lt. Max Mohnfeld: [confused] We can't *all* be named *Schmidt*, Fraulein Portman.
Captain Berghman: "Think of death, and you are no longer sure of your life." It's a Hebrew proverb.