Mars Needs Women (1967)

Dop leads his fellow Martians to Earth on an interplanetary quest for females. Dop proves that Martians have impeccable taste when one of his first conquests turns out to be sexy scientist Dr. Marjorie Bolen.

Director:

Larry Buchanan

Writers:

Larry Buchanan, Enrique Houston Touceda

Stars:

Tommy Kirk, Yvonne Craig, Byron Lord

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Tommy Kirk	...	Dop - Martian Fellow #1 / Mr. Fast - Seattle Sun Reporter
Yvonne Craig	...	Dr. Marjorie Bolen
Byron Lord	...	Col. Bob Page U.S.D.S.
Roger Ready	...	Stimmons
Barnett Shaw	...	Man at Military Conference
Neil Fletcher	...	Secretary of Defense
Chet Davis	...	Real Mr. Fast
Ron Scott
George Edgley	...	Planetarium Director
Dick Simpson
Don Campbell
Bob Hazlett	...	James, Gas Station Attendant
Ann Palmer	...	U.S.D.S. Tech
Gordon Bulow
Bill Thurman	...	Drunk on Pier

Storyline

After receiving a series of messages from outer space all decoded to be "Mars Needs Women", the United States Decoding Center in Houston receives a visit from Dop, the leader of a group of five Martians on an experimental voyage to Earth. Because of a genetic problem, Martians are producing virtually only male offspring and thus need to import women for the survival of the species. The Martians' non-hostile mission is to bring back to Mars five fertile and single human women. Those at the Center see the mission as a hostile one and as such the Martians decide to carry out their mission as inconspicuously as possible without the cooperation of the authorities by posing as Earthlings. Of the potential women they spy which includes strippers, co-eds and flight attendants, the one they believe is the most conducive to success of the project is the beautiful Dr. Marjorie Bolen, an expert in space genetics. In pursuing her, Dop falls in love with Dr. Bolen. But the Martians have to complete...

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Plot Keywords:

theft | break in | car theft | subterfuge | petrol station | 

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Taglines:

They Were Looking For Chicks. . . To Go All The Way!

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Genres:

Sci-Fi

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Certificate:

Unrated

Did You Know?

Trivia

A Martian walks by a movie theater which is advertising the movie The Fortune Cookie (1966).

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Goofs

Dop tells the other Martians that on Earth they weigh twice what they do on Mars. Actually, Earth surface gravity is three times Martian surface gravity.

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Quotes

Stimmons: Just how long have we been receiving these mysterious signals from outer space?

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Connections

References The $64,000 Question (1955)

User Reviews

Yvonne Still Tightens My Manly Hydraulics

When I first heard that "Mars Needs Women," in the 1967 TV movie of the same name, I must confess that my initial reaction was "Big deal. Who doesn't? Get in line. The line starts here!" But after seeing how serious and high-minded the quintet of Martian abductors in this film was, how peaceful and desirous of screening their potential victims, how they use hypnosis rather than violence to achieve their ends and save their dying planet...well, I grew a bit more sympathetic. Rather than trying to pick up women for the fun of it, these Martian dudes (who look just like us, by the way, especially after they steal some suits and ties and remove their antennaed helmets) literally have a world at stake when they go out and try to get lucky. We watch the five as they each go after a stewardess, a homecoming queen, a painter, a stripper (played by the appropriately named "Bubbles" Cash), and a lady scientist who's an expert on space sex (!). (I suppose each of the gals is expected to get pregnant around 1 million times!) This last is played by Yvonne Craig, who, in the mid-'60s, was responsible for tightening the manly hydraulics of many baby boomer boys, in her role as TV's Batgirl. Anyway, this film tries to be serious, but the dialogue is so stilted, the editing so inept, the acting so wooden, the stock footage so excessive, the FX so lousy and the pacing so draggy that it can't be regarded as anything but camp, and something of a labor to sit through. Somehow, though, unsatisfactory as the whole thing is, part of me liked it and found it almost touching; probably the part of me that understands how difficult it can be to meet suitable women, and the part that remembers lusting over Yvonne way back when. One final thing: The sound on the DVD that I just watched is pretty bad; you may want to turn up the volume on your sound system ALL the way before going in. And having a few beers beforehand, too!

Details

Official Sites:

MGM Studios [United States]

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Also Known As:

Mars Needs Women

Filming Locations:

Collins Radio Antenna Building, 1300 International Parkway, Richardson, Texas, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$20,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Azalea Pictures

Technical Specs

Runtime:

83 min

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1