Patrick Cargill: Superintendent
Superintendent : So this is the famous ring?
Ringo : I'm in fear of me life, you know!
Superintendent : And these are the famous Beatles?
John : So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?
Superintendent : And how long do you think you'll last?
John : Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?
[Ringo is trapped in a cellar with a tiger]
Superintendent : Good lord, it's Rajah, the famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning.
John : Good Lord! So it famous is!
Superintendent : Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous Ninth Symphony in D minor.
John : Of course! Why didn't you think of that you twit!
Superintendent : [cowering under his desk] There's a strong case for arming the police. We aren't all masochists, you know.