Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Burt Lancaster | ... | Col. Thaddeus Gearhart | |
Lee Remick | ... | Cora Templeton Massingale | |
Jim Hutton | ... | Capt. Paul Slater | |
Pamela Tiffin | ... | Louise Gearhart | |
Donald Pleasence | ... | 'Oracle' Jones | |
Brian Keith | ... | Frank Wallingham | |
Martin Landau | ... | Chief Walks-Stooped-Over | |
John Anderson | ... | Sgt. Buell | |
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Tom Stern | ... | Kevin O'Flaherty |
Robert J. Wilke | ... | Chief Five Barrels | |
Dub Taylor | ... | Clayton Howell | |
Whit Bissell | ... | Hobbs | |
Helen Kleeb | ... | Henrietta | |
Val Avery | ... | Denver bartender | |
Noam Pitlik | ... | Interpreter |
A wagon train heads for Denver with a cargo of whisky for the miners. Chaos ensues as the Temperance League, the US cavalry, the miners and the local Indians all try to take control of the valuable cargo. Written by Steve Crook <steve@brainstorm.co.uk>
While others find this glorious Western flawed, I only see one of the most comical motion pictures of all time. Most of the lead actors have never done comedy so well; each is hilarious, a credit to the writing. The music is superb and the (uncredited) voice of the great John Dehner narrating a frankly preposterous fictional set of clashes as though they were embarrassing history is a triumph. With such memorable lines as "Not on my bear rug!" to "... and I hate the Indians!" to a simple "Oh dear" to "...and a good Republican", this is a classic to treasure and watch again and again.