Girl Happy (1965)

Jimmy Hawkins: Doc

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• Andy : Oh boy, that Big Frank really threw us a curve!

  Doc : [Leering at the bikini-clad Valerie]  Yeah: a whole bunch of curves! How are we going to keep guys away from that?

  Wilbur : Impossible! That's like trying to hide Disneyland!

• Rusty Wells : All right I'll be fare with everyone. We'll have a draw.

  Andy : A what?

  Rusty Wells : A number draw. The loser stays here on duty and keeps an eye on Val. What number am I thinking? All of you pick a number between one and ten.

  Andy : Seven.

  Wilbur : Two.

  Doc : Six.

  Rusty Wells : I'll say ten. The number was six. Sorry Doc, you loose!

• Rusty Wells : That's it boys, next stop: Fort Lauderdale! And girls!

  Andy : Girls!

  Wilbur : And more girls!

  Doc : I don't know, the roads are so icy, wouldn't it be better if we just waited a few days?

  Rusty Wells : Hmm-umm. Bikinis may go out of style.

• Doc : The beach sure is crowded, huh, Andy?

  Andy : [starring out his binoculars]  Not half as crowded as that bathing suit.

• Rusty Wells : Where is she? Where's Valerie? Is she all right?

  Wilbur : Yeah, she's all right but we woun't be as soon as Big Frank gets wind of this.

  Rusty Wells : I'm not worried about Big Frank. I gotta find her and explain.

  Doc : What have you got to explain?

  Andy : Wait a minute. How come all of a sudden you're so worried about her?

  [Rusty sheepishly looks at them as they all quickly figure out that he and Valerie are now romanticaly involved] 

  Wilbur : No... it can't be.

  Doc : You mean you and her... him and her...?

  Andy : The King is dead!

• Doc : What happened?

  [as they walk into the Kit Kat Club after the fight] 

  Andy : Mice?

• 'Wolf Call' O'Brien : Hey, Rusty! How'd you get out?

  Andy : What out? He's trying to get in!

  'Wolf Call' O'Brien : [to Rusty]  You mean you want to be in jail?

  Wilbur : It's to see a girl.

  Doc : But he can't get in. It's impossible.

  'Wolf Call' O'Brien : Interesting problem. Very interesting. A jail-break going the other way.

• Rusty Wells : Wait a minute, guys! Who's gonna stay here and keep an eye on Valerie?

  Andy : I'm no good at protecting girls. I'm too well trained to get away! Now take Wilbur...

  Wilbur : [cutting him off]  No way! I'm no watchdog. I'm a hunting dog. How about Doc?

  Doc : [to Rusty]  Why don't you stay?

  Rusty Wells : Because I got to explain things to Deena tonight.

  Andy : If you can be with your girl, how come I can't be with mine?

  Rusty Wells : Because Deena's different. I'm in love with her.

  Wilbur : Yeah, your in love until she says no or dumps you.

  Rusty Wells : No, even if she says no, I'd still be in love with her. I'd miss her but I'd still love her.

• Doc : Hey, Rusty! That Valerie dame's gotta go! You have to get rid of her some way.

  Andy : I can't take it anymore! This is more then you can expect of protecting a young woman from any decent, self-respsecting, sex maniac!

  Wilbur : Well, I'm still lucky. We've been here chasing around Valerie for two nights now, and I've haven't been slapped by my girl even once.

  Rusty Wells : Sorry. There's nothing we can do about it fellas.

  Doc : Yes, there is! Why don't you call Big Frank on the telephone right now and tell him that his daughter shoudn't be here!

  Rusty Wells : [after a pause]  I can't do it.

  Doc : Why not?

  Rusty Wells : I... I just can't. Big Frank might not like it.

  Andy : He'd appreciate it!

  Wilbur : He'd be crazy about it.

  Andy : Look, if you're chicken, I'll go phone him myself.

  Rusty Wells : I said it's too risky!