Daffy owns a cornfield. A crow sits outside, dejected, because he's starving and won't take any corn. The scarecrow frightens him and justifiably so because Daffy is hiding inside with a shotgun. Speedy tries to help, but Daffy comes by in a helicopter. Speedy runs him through a thresher. Next, an aerial attack, but the crow runs into an iron cornstalk. Daffy offers each of the friends all the corn they can eat if each gets rid of the other. Speedy says no, but the crow is all too willing. Speedy is willing to let the crow get rid of him, but the crow can't do it - but Daffy offers the entire cornfield for the chance to shoot Speedy, and the crow accepts.
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