Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Poster

John Call: Santa Claus



  • Santa Claus : Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course.

  • [after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh] 

    Santa Claus : No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names.

  • Andy Henderson : What is this strange looking creature over here?

    Santa Claus : Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian.

    Andy Henderson : A Martian? Wow-wee-wow! I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night.

  • Kimar : Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now.

    Santa Claus : Ho Ho, Hooo...

  • Kimar : How are you feeling today? Tired?

    Santa Claus : Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is.

  • Santa Claus : Ho ho, we meet again, eh?

  • Santa Claus : Oh me, oh my, oh me!

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