- Stratos: They cannot have lied. The stars cannot lie...
- Madame Habib: Everybody lies when it serves their purpose, even the stars
- Madame Habib: You are the girl from that English children's book who walked through the glass into a world full of crazy people. And you know who I am? I am the March Hare.
- Aunt Frances Ferris: I don't know why one always thinks that foreigners will suddenly understand English if one shouts.
- [Mark has been shot in his arm and Nikky is attempting to administer first aid]
- Nikky Ferris: I wonder if there's anything in there I ought to dig out?
- Mark Camford: Whatever is in there, leave it!
- Madame Habib: Well, since this seems to have turned into a family reunion, we might as well make the best of it. I will have dinner served on the rear deck. I'm so upset... I shall have mine in bed.
- Stratos: Well, you just remember this... If either of those two get away, it means the finish of you and your whole cosy setup. You'll be sorry you did not stay at home and stick to your knitting.
- Anthony Gamble: I don't knit. It so happens I do extremely fine petit point.
- Madame Habib: I've lived through two wars, four revolutions, and five marriages... but nothing like this!
- Nikky Ferris: [Yelling] Well I... I Don't Know Why I should be running all over Crete with you! I Don't Even Know Who You Are!
- Mark Camford: [Without hestiation] I'm a Master Criminal, Wanted all over Europe.
- Nikky Ferris: [With a roll of her eyes] Very Funny!
- Mark Camford: I don't know what Lady Cynthia was up to, but I'm convinced she's drugged me to the gills.