Kisses for My President (1964)

Eli Wallach: Raphael Valdez Jr.

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Quotes 

• Blonde's Escort : Did you invite him here?

  Blonde : No.

  Raphael Valdez Jr. : She walks like an invitation.

• Raphael Valdez Jr. : You're Gestapo drives very carelessly.

• Raphael Valdez Jr. : [at a strip club]  I like her very much! Your country, most of the women are very bold. What is her name?

  Thaddeus McCloud : The sign says her name is Nana Peel.

  Raphael Valdez Jr. : Nana Peel? That's a ridiculous name. But it's, very suggestive. No doubt, very good for business.

• Thaddeus McCloud : "Leslie" can be either a man's name or a woman's name.

  Raphael Valdez Jr. : Yes, but it can be very confusing.

• Raphael Valdez Jr. : Miss President, I did not come here to have my country insulted.

  Leslie McCloud : Aren't you perhaps confusing yourself with your country?

• Leslie McCloud : How well do you think you'd fair in a really free election?

  Raphael Valdez Jr. : We have elections in my country!

  Leslie McCloud : When was the last one?

  Raphael Valdez Jr. : That was - that was the that last one preceded the one we will have immediately in the future.

  Leslie McCloud : Twenty-five years ago. Exactly twenty-five years ago and the only candidate was your father.

• Raphael Valdez Jr. : You are so beautiful. What a pity that we both belong - to the people. Miss President.

  [wink] 

• Raphael Valdez Jr. : Your gestapo drives very carelessly.