Gilligan's Island (1964–1992)
Russell Johnson: Professor Roy Hinkley, Professor Roy Hinckley
[the castaways have set up a courtroom and are conducting a trial]
Thurston Howell III : Your Honor, will you get another gavel?
Professor Roy Hinkley : Why?
Thurston Howell III : That one's squirting milk all over me.
[Later in the same courtroom sequence]
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Ginger's very damaging to us.
Gilligan : Yeah, her testimony.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : No, her legs.
[And finally... ]
Thurston Howell III : I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder.
Professor Roy Hinkley : Murder?
Thurston Howell III : Her testimony's killing me.