Gilligan's Island (1964–1992)
Alan Hale Jr.: Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby
[the castaways have set up a courtroom and are conducting a trial]
Thurston Howell III : Your Honor, will you get another gavel?
Professor Roy Hinkley : Why?
Thurston Howell III : That one's squirting milk all over me.
[Later in the same courtroom sequence]
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Ginger's very damaging to us.
Gilligan : Yeah, her testimony.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : No, her legs.
[And finally... ]
Thurston Howell III : I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder.
Professor Roy Hinkley : Murder?
Thurston Howell III : Her testimony's killing me.
Gilligan : Skipper, should I pick the yellow bananas or the red bananas, because the yellow bananas are green.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Then pick the red ones.
Gilligan : But the red ones are pink.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Gilligan, I don't care if you pick red-white-and-blue bananas, just pick some bananas!
Gilligan : Okay, Skipper... Blue bananas?
Skipper Jonas Grumby : [upon finding a robot] Oh for goodness' sakes, that's just what we needed. The tin fugitive from the Wizard of Oz.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : I guess it will be a long time before you'll eat another mushroom.
Mary Ann Summers : You can say that again.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : I guess it will be a long time...
Gilligan : Don't worry about mushrooms anymore, I got a book that tells all about them.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : You do?
Gilligan : Huh huh. Yeah, and it's called, "'How to Tell A Mushroom From a Toadstool'" by the late Dr. Morton Kepstone.
Gilligan : Late?
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Oh, Gilligan, not again!