"Doctor" Jayne Mansfield is in Italy to show a peer her documentary about mating customs from around the world while at the same time having to deal with two bellhops who have an idea or two about mating with Jayne.
A businessman plans to solve his tax problems by financing a film version of "Romeo and Juliet". He hires Maurice Chevalier and Jayne Mansfield to play the title roles, and Akim Tamiroff to... See full summary »
Three thieves rip off a shipment of used money being sent back to the US. As they are escaping the robbery (after having taken a hostage), they wind up on an island in a hotel with an ... See full summary »
During the ocean cruise, Sandy (Jayne Mansfield) sends a telegram announcing her pregnancy to her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Peers in Texas. The Peers were Mansfield's actual mother and step-father. See more »
Now then, just dissolve this in an alcoholic drink and take it down.
You mean to say that this pill is going to help me become a father?
I have every reason to believe it will.
Wow! What's in it?
Well, let us just say it will accomplish a purpose. Immediately afterwards, however, a temporary state of amnesia may occur.
There's nothing to worry about.
Oh, thank you, Doctor.
You're very welcome. 'Bye.
[recording his notes]
Patient Jeffrey Brooks, professional writer, travelling on ...
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Terrible, terrible comedy. But if I were rating it, I'd give it 1 star for the script, photography, and performances, and 10 for the display of Ms. Mansfield's ample attributes. I think this is why they invented the fast-forward button
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