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Irma la Douce (1963) Poster

(1963)

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Moustache: Shows you the kind of world we live in. Love is illegal - but not hate. That you can do anywhere, anytime, to anybody. But if you want a little warmth, a little tenderness, a shoulder to cry on, a smile to cuddle up with, you have to hide in dark corners, like a criminal. Pfui.

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Moustache: But that's another story...

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Moustache: Life is total war my friend... nobody has a right to be a conscientious objector.

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Irma La Douce: A painter once lived here. Poor guy, he was starving. Tried everything, even cut his ear off.

Nestor Patou: Van Gogh?

Irma La Douce: No, I think his name was Schwartz.

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Irma La Douce: You know, I'm sort of glad about that girl in Dijon, with the cough.

Nestor Patou: You are?

Irma La Douce: Because frankly, in the police van I thought that you'd never in your life, uh...

Nestor Patou: Oh, she wasn't the only girl. I've had more than one girl.

Irma La Douce: How many?

Nestor Patou: Altogether? Oh, let me see...

Irma La Douce: Three?

Nestor Patou: Not as many as that.

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Nestor Patou: Why don't we just tell him the truth?

Moustache: The truth? That's dynamite.

Nestor Patou: But I'm innocent.

Moustache: The jails are full with innocent people because they told the truth.

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Irma La Douce: I once used to know a specialist, used to send some of his patients to me. All they needed was a little push.

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Irma La Douce: This is not just a job, it's a profession.

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Nestor Patou: Now I'm mad. Now I'm really mad. And when I'm mad, I'm like a tiger!

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Irma La Douce: Who wants to be a stray dog? You got to belong to someone, even if he kicks you once in a while.

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Moustache: To be overly honest in a dishonest world is like plucking a chicken against the wind... you'll only wind up with a mouth full of feathers.

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Irma La Douce: You oughta be ashamed of yourself, scaring a poor little dog like that.

Nestor Patou: They oughta take that dog away from you, you're not a fit mother.

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Moustache: It's a hard way to earn an easy living.

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