Matchmaker Dolly Levi travels to Yonkers to find a partner for "half-a-millionaire" Horace Vandergelder, convincing his niece, his niece's intended, and his two clerks to travel to New York City along the way.
Texan farmers the Frake family head for the Texas State Fair in Dallas. The parents are focused on winning the competitions for livestock and cooking. However, their restless daughter Margy and her brother Wayne meet attractive new love interests.
The story of the marriage of England's King Arthur to Guinevere. The plot of illegitimate Mordred to gain the throne and Guinevere's growing attachment to Sir Lancelot, threaten to topple Arthur and destroy his "round table" of knights.
Conrad Birdie is the biggest rock & roll star of the 60's ever to be drafted. Aspiring chemist and song writer Albert is convinced he can make his fortune and marry his girlfriend Rosie if he gets Conrad on the Ed Sullivan show to kiss a high school girl goodbye. Albert's mother will do anything to break him up with Rosie. Kim and Hugo, the high school steadies, live in Sweet Apple, Ohio where most of the action takes place.Written by
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Frank Adamo, Dick Van Dyke's assistant who frequently had bit parts in DVD's show, was the stage manager who knocked on a door and said "Two minutes, maestro" backstage at the Ed Sullivan Show. See more »
Kim says, "I think Harry took the news about Hugo and I awfully well," instead of "about Hugo and me". See more »
It's not the amiable performance of Dick Van Dyke, emerging as a star.
It's not the fresh-from-the-shower Janet Leigh as Rosie.
It's not the pretty good Broadway score.
It's not the always-funny Paul Lynde, leering and lavender, an unlikely mouthpiece for the eternal frustrations of fatherhood. (Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!)
It's certainly not the hokey and unconvincing and undangerous Elvis/Conway Twitty rock'n'roller who looks like he just came from a gig at the used car lot.
And it's not the silly subplots involving Russians and amphetamines and Ed Sullivan (although nice to see the wooden, totemic variety show host reanimated again.)
It is, of course, Ann-Margaret, impossibly young and beautiful.
But let's be more specific. It is not her sinfully delicious performance generally.
It is this: Ann-Margaret, alone before a backdrop, singing the theme at the very beginning and end of the movie. It is Ann Margaret fired up with sensual energy and burning through a song that is not inherently sexy.
Oh, Lord: righteous.
I was 13. I saw the movie, but *experienced* Ann-Margaret's opening and closing.
I've never recovered.
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