Jonathan Jones, a professor of ancient languages, comes into possession of an ancient coin. He translates its inscription, which gives him three powers: to inflict pain, slow down time or kill. Soon, he's pursued by enemy spies who have learned about the magic coin.
An absent-minded professor discovers a super-secret that will give you the greatest lift since love!
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At the tennis court, the same group of people walk behind Prof. Jones twice. See more
Prof. Jonathan Jones
[studying his niece's breakfast of bacon & eggs
Tsk tsk. Poison. Slow death.
Yes, but what a way to go.
At the end of the closing credits, the Torch Lady in the Columbia Pictures logo smiles and says "Zotz all!" See more
Song of the Volga Boatmen
Traditional Russian folk song
[Snatches in the headlines montage scene] See more