The Beverly Hillbillies (1962–1971)
Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale
Milburn Drysdale : When I give my word, I expect you to keep it.
Jane Hathaway : Most places do something for their employees at this time of year.
Milburn Drysdale : Well, I've given them Christmas Day off.
Jane Hathaway : Chief, most banks even give a holiday bonus.
Milburn Drysdale : I've already thought of that.
Jane Hathaway : You have?
Milburn Drysdale : Just this morning I said to myself, 'Milburn, you've got to give those loyal employees of yours a Christmas bonus.'
Jane Hathaway : But, Chief, that's extraordinary!
Milburn Drysdale : I thought so, too. Fortunately, a cold shower brought me to my senses.
Milburn Drysdale : [dictating a letter to Miss Jane] ... and furthermore, if you are late on your mortgage payment one more time you will be thrown out into the street...
Jane Hathaway : Chief, she's eighty-five years old and in a wheelchair!
Milburn Drysdale : Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know... change that to read, you will be wheeled out into the street.