Stop Me Before I Kill! (1960)

Bernard Braden: Harry

Quotes 

• Connie : [Screaming]  Ahhhhhhh!

  Harry Stonehouse : [Annoyed]  Now what?

  Connie : A spider!

  David Prade : Oh, it's quite harmless... unless you're a male spider. This is a female.

  Connie : You sure have good eyesight!

  David Prade : No, the male is always small, and, in case you're interested, he gets eaten by the female after he has performed his necessary function.

  Baroness de la Vailion : [In French]  Ooo lala!

  David Prade : Ah, you know, women tend to do the same thing.

  Baroness de la Vailion : I must say I have never tried it.

  David Prade : [laughs]  I mean mentally and psychologically.

  Denise Colby : You've obviously talked to a lot of spiders.

  David Prade : No, but I've talked to men, and, like spiders, many of them enjoy being eaten psychologically.

  Harry Stonehouse : [Alan seems to react negatively to this last remark]  You can take me off the list.

  David Prade : Oh, some fight against it. It's a mechanism of this sort, a bid to stave off being eaten by women which operates in certain individuals.

  [Alan again appears to take Prade's remark personally] 

  Denise Colby : Is that why you're a bachelor?

  [Everybody laughs]